Making the most of available space, older houses also had a thing called style, not like the cookie cutter things that pass for housing now days, a house near me in town has curved windows in a turret, I'll snap and post a pic next time I go to town.

Gotta watch that sushi sometimes it bites you back!

Traffic court, with the information for the towing company, this ticket will be thrown out without any issues. Done that before when I lived outside d.c.

Does that count using the same word multiple times?

Still cheaper than tile, carpet and wood.

Poor pooch, glad it has a better home now.

My kid does that, then again I do too sometimes especially if my shoulder is bugging me.

Disposable dildos?

That's one cause, the other is just people who have no business driving because they don't realize that a 40, 000 pound vehicle is nearly impossible to stop on a snow covered highway and decide to play bumper tag in their 'invincible jeep' to put a point on my rant at 2 am eastern time a jeep decided to cut off a rig to make their exit and ended up getting creamed which closed the interstate for 4 hours because the rig flopped over and blocked three of four lanes.

Act like a ham?

Beef enema!

Well there is a house near me that goes all out every year (thousands of lights everywhere, inflatables you name it) and keeps the lights up and on until mid march.

Only 26 times? First month on the job?

Pretzel me baby!

It also works great for killing wasps at a third of the price of pesticides, and with few risks.

Kill it with fire *grabs flamethrower*

Because I'm for the most part clinically deaf.

He's a twat crab is all.