Pathetic wimps. 'Offended' by every little thing. Next person that tells me I've offended them is getting told that their breathing in my vicinity is offensive.

This perfectly fits my mood today after having both my cars break down back to back!

Even walmart charges more for their 'extended sizes'

Instructions unclear got stuck in snow bank.

Reminds me of the time I was changing my kid said kid farted with diaper off, fart was not a fart, explosive diarrhea (he had issues with formulas and spitting up, problems caused by the mother's attitude) needless details aside I had on a pocket tee shirt, got a full pocket.

Some people don't deserve to have kids! I could never think of a valid reason to kick my kid out, unless he flat out raped/killed someone.

Never seen a more undeserving winner since time magazine made hitler man of the year.

Not to be *that* person but if I was in his place I would do the same thing and if it proves to be suicide at least I would no longer suffer and since it's a terminal illness anyhow its just reaching the inevitable conclusion that much sooner. So if it succeeds and he suffers no severe problems, can walk and so on, he makes medical history if not well there is really no downside.

He's lucky, his shorts though not so much!

Rest easy little warrior.

So do students, and for that matter so do customers in retail, (raunch ass for example, for a customer that comes in to use the bathroom at my work, usually right after I clean the damn thing and stinks up the whole building like an open sewer in the summer!)

Well he kind of liked to rape the forth wall so yeah it makes sense.

Finally an effective weight loss plan, I'll hang the picture in my refrigerator.

I did something like that once, except I waited for two months and sent the reply at 2 am.

Oh the humanity, so much blood! *vomits*

I pace around and it drives people nuts (even the person on the other end, because I slam doors as I go room to room.)

Mine looks like an area code does that count?

Binary symbols, you'd be shocked at how many times I've argued with people that 1 means on and 0 means off, and one of them was a college professor that taught computer repair! Ironically later that particular day he got toasted working on a computer.

Poor boy, that stupid driver needs capital murder charges added and a lifetime stint on deathrow preferably ended by being dropped smack dab in the middle of a demolition derby!

Anything political, anything made by apple, the icondom (its a thing unfortunately) humans in general.