I have to share this gross story: My son was about a month old. My husband is changing his diaper and Baby starts peeing on my husband then right in his own face :( Baby starts crying so my husband cleans his face and picks him up. Baby is crying so hard he throws up all over my husbands front. The force of throwing up then causes Baby to poop all down my husband pants and right on his new shoes(just bought them that day). Both of them are covered in pee, poo, and vomit. My husband looked like "WTF just happened?!" And Baby had the most peaceful look. My husband got in the shower fully dressed while I cleaned Baby in the sink.
Im expecting a girl! (My sister made that joke to me already lol still super funny)
Funny story, my moms due date for me was may 14 but i was born on may 7 so im a little scared ill end up giving birth on my birthday lol not my idea of fun
Reminds me of the time I was changing my kid said kid farted with diaper off, fart was not a fart, explosive diarrhea (he had issues with formulas and spitting up, problems caused by the mother's attitude) needless details aside I had on a pocket tee shirt, got a full pocket.
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Funny story, my moms due date for me was may 14 but i was born on may 7 so im a little scared ill end up giving birth on my birthday lol not my idea of fun