Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Abdul come quick something's eaten all the ram 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It's not good for gaming though, its meant for crap like making movies and music I believe. (Could be wrong though.)
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Just lean up your seat, guy 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That was my whole point, apparently though I worded it a little too advanced.
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Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It would probably have a Gilbert Gottfried type of each piercing screech.
Highlight of the match 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Is that a tea bag or sausage slap?
Just lean up your seat, guy 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Then he should fix it, its not difficult in most vehicles, I've done it several times and if he should get pulled over by a not-so-nice cop he could get either a ticket or shot.
Ok then. 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Bullshit call denied.
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Are you sure it's a cat 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Leprosy? Its usually not all that contagious, and in the off chance you do catch it, its curable.
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Student complains, awesome teacher puts him in his place 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Its not but if you would use them in a professional letter or other official document, job application, and so on, odds are pretty high said paper will find the crap can shortly.
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I'm just not sure what to make of this 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It's only food porn and its not even rated PG, they haven't broken out the 'mayonnaise' yet.
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Smack her with celery 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That plus some cheese and ranch dressing was my lunch today, I'm not a vegan, just wanted some tomato and onion salad.
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This looks like so much fun 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
It'd be a shame if somebody were to drop a sharp object, one could say it'd burst their fun bubble.
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I just love this 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well that's just common sense, hardly a controversial issue.
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Remember this? 40 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
They're inverted assholes rubbed in salt.
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Awesome triple bunk beds 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Then your just the monster under the beds.
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The law will kill you 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The authorities would likely place the person in a supervised safe environment during an evac order, similar to what they do if a person's house would burn down.
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The law will kill you 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Most have a battery backup and can usually last a good while off grid.
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Iphone x 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah, I'll just buy an android and use the other $800 to fix my house, if that's ok.
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Mysterious sea creature with razor-sharp teeth washes up on a Texas beach after Harvey 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
If your dick looks like that please go to a hospital or alternatively call for an exorcism!
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I need your Help ... What to tell him? 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Corn has to be very dry in order to pop, lightning would produce more then enough heat energy to pop dry corn but would also just as likely light it ablaze.
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Why u do this goverment? 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Don't be sorry, I do the same exact thing for the same reason (except my town is closer to 82%)
How tempting would it be to break a window to escape? 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well that cashier will not be taking another break as an employee.
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Why u do this goverment? 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The driver in this case is a known drunkard (he's first in line for beer as soon as sales start and last in line right as sales stop for the night) he's also the violent type well known for beating his wife, who for some unintelligible reason tried to take the blame for nearly killing my coworker, even though at least a dozen people witnessed the fact that she was not in the vehicle let alone driving it because said drunk and her were having it out in the parking lot like stereotypical trailer park trash, and to add insult to injury the driver left the scene after the accident. So when I describe this guy as stupid it fits the bill.
Why u do this goverment? 27 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Agreed @i_ one of my coworkers is currently in the hospital with many injuries due to a drunken idiot running him over two days ago.
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Laser tattoo removal 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I don't have any tattoos so I know your not talking to me. Besides I get migraines on the regular so most physical pain for me is just a nuisance.
Laser tattoo removal 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Its been described to me by a friend as having the worst sunburn possible and dragging a cheese grater across it.
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