Mrdad01

mrdad01


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And that kids is why you should always start in Greenland 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I usually went for population numbers and make my big super contagious with almost no symptoms save for cold like things, 9 out 10 times the whole world was screwed before things started getting locked down.
And that kids is why you should always start in Greenland 12 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My exact strategy, guest go for maximum contagious factor, with maybe a light cough or runny nose for that extra spread factor.
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Toucans have huge beaks 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Both actually, birds are fairly strong animals considering how much they weigh.
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Comments 14 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'd need bigger cupboards and don't have the funds for renovations.
Facebook is better than the Oracle 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You think that's bad, facebook suggests people I have blocked as possible friends.
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Say again b*tch? 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Retro cases are a thing.
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I haven't met a politician yet that didn't have some ulterior motive in everything they do, hell even an everyman is going to try and boost themselves first before they try and help anyone else it's a fact of life and humans at the end of the day are pretty stupid animals. They only option I can think of is to try a different form of government, a volunteer one perhaps.
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well politics in general is always a case for cactus butt for a lot of people and as far as 'mainstream' media goes, well they are all owned by the 1% so if you do anything to piss in their wallets you're automatically gonna get the nth degree of shit from them. As far as the 'popularity polls' they always reference go they pad the hell out of those things to the extent that they only collect a small sample of positive (or negative, depending on the subject) votes depending on how said company is geared (if they hate a certain politician the go for the negative votes) the bad thing is most people either don't realize that or choose to ignore it.
Good guy gaben 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Except that is a chronic and almost incurable disease.
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Oh snap 20 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Deep web is anything that is not indexed by and cannot be searched via any normal search engines such as google, the deep web often consists of shady to absolutely illegal items such as underage porn, stolen personal information, drugs and murder-for-hire. In most cases even accessing the deep web opens your device up for hacking or will put you on a lot of government watch lists.
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Tensile Weld testing at 26 tons 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Another fact, if you break and reweld a joint more than a few times it'll end up weaker than wet spaghetti. I tried to explain that to a moronic neighbor years ago and he ended up rewelding the same bracket 10 times before he gave up and sold the equipment off for scrap.
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
If people would've bit into obama 1/10th as bad as they have trump it would've been labeled racist.
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I don't post often, but admit it, you could go a couple days without a political themed post and not lose a second of sleep.
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World war 2 warships 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Didn't she sink or get otherwise severely damaged?
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Wake Vortices from a paper airplane 1 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
We get it, you vape.
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Political jokes are fine in very small doses but lately it's like getting force fed a thousand gallons a minute from both ends! Frankly its getting extremely stale its like shooting fish in a barrel with a damn howitzer! Find another subject already!
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Aww... I'm so proud of him 45 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Enough already! This is a joke site not a freaking political site!
Grease monkey f*ckery 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'm not a novice and I want this!
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IT workers know the feeling. 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The music isn't all bad (would probably be better if I smoked weed though)
#truelove 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Lawyer up and sue!
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Is anyone else physically sick of all the political shit?
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IT workers know the feeling. 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Most of my suggestions are for strange music videos or fire alarm tests. (I'm very confused since I barely ever open youtube)
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Natural selection at its finest 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
What a way to remove yourself from the gene pool, someone should build a statue to honor your contribution to the future of human kind.
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nap-naps 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
They actually do that to have the 'high ground' so they can perceive threats early, its a protective instinct. But it's still very cute when the pups do it.
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Deadly predator catches a mouse 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yes, they will eat meat and are very attracted to the color red especially blood. (I own 52 of the feathered bastards!)
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