Rest easy Stefan 1 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
It works cause he's dead. (Yeah I'm going to hell)
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coffee 16 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Makes me sneeze, every time. And I brew seven pots for morning rush before I leave for a few hours. If corporate didn't require it and customers wouldn't be such babies about it, it would not be available in my store. I nearly had a riot on my hands when a power surge fried out brewers last week, so much whining!
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coffee 16 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Don't drink the crap, can barely tolerate the smell long enough to brew it at work.
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Halloween is coming... 11 comments
Halloween is coming... 11 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Well I just found my new phone wallpaper until December, when it goes back to whatever I choose for that month.
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We all know what's happening 9 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Margaret actually, which fits in with my experiences with people of that name, most are puffed up self important b*tches, people like that are not going to impress me at 2 am while I'm nose deep in paper work trying to figure out why an employee is $50 short on their till for the third day in a row and is not going to be on next weeks schedule.
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We all know what's happening 9 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Looks about like the lady I had this morning, tried to give me an expired coupon for cigarettes, wanted the manager (actually me. Guess she didn't see the word manager next to the first three letters of my name) I tapped my name badge and said "still not taking an expired coupon ma'am, July ended a couple months ago.'
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Thanos did nothing wrong 17 comments
When she tries to kiss you 7 comments
Get out of traffic kit 7 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
This would be a time that I would enjoy having a sunroof and my mini hatchet in easy reach, which it usually is beside my driver seat, somebody would have a hole in their oil pan.
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This makes me feel uncomfortable 2 comments
A genius was here 3 comments
Largest Chevron gas station in the world 10 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Ugh it would drive me crazy to work there, especially because of the people who can never seem to see the pump numbers, I have ten pumps at my station, and it never fails, I always get a 'I don't know what pump I'm on.' Or 'I'm on pump #3' no it 2 am and you're on pump 7 you sprouted potato!
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Streets of San Francisco 11 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
My father used to drive a taxi in San Francisco many decades ago, he nearly got killed by a run away garbage truck at 1:30 am on one of these insane ass hills, his taxi did not survive and he got his foot crushed by the truck, the bad thing was if the truck had been three minutes sooner or my father later a mother and newborn would've been killed by it.
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It is true 24 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Unless said mother is a loveless demon that appeared straight out of satan's urethra, and in all seriousness would likely consume her children if not provided with cigarettes.
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Effects of radioactivity in a nutshell 4 comments
Jokes on you 6 comments
Scaryy hours 1 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
Ha, try having an office chair spin slowly in circles at 2:45 am every night, and a door held shut by a sliding clasp pop open, then talk to me about nearly crapping your shorts!
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Worn out brakes 11 comments
mrdad01
· 5 years ago
A visual aid may help. https://shop.advanceautoparts.com/wcsstore/CVWEB/staticproductimage//221/large/11395370_qpr_yh145582p_alt2_pri_larg.jpg
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