One dog I had hated veggies he HATED THEM lmao.
If you gave him them he either eat around them or just ignore the food all together. Or he go hide it.
If you give him a bite of sandwich that had lettuce on it he eat the good parts then turn his head so you cant see and he slowly spit the lettuce out.
Now the funny part is he never ever did this stuff in front of the person who gave him the food.
But if you put A1 sauce on stake and give him a bite he would spit it right back at you. Lmao
My Dad did this and the dog spit it so hard it hit my Dads face and landed on hia plate lmfao.

His face is all sad when the guy took it but when he gave it back it looks like he was even more happier than when he first got it. lol

Doooooo
yoooouuuurrrrr
tits hang low?
Can you wobble them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a continental soilder?
Do your tits hang low?

It looks like fluffy was not done with her 9 lives

Swan dive

All your life growning up you are always told stop shuffling your feet.
Now there is finally a reason to shuffle.

Honestly only thing I liked about being single was not having to say to someone what you wanted to do and get their opinion on it. I use to think "Today I will go to the store and tonight I will have spaghetti for dinner." Now it is like " Hay babe do you want to go to the store with me? Also is spaghetti ok with you? I want it but if you dont I guess we can make something else. O you do want it ok good. You want garlic cheessy bread and a salad? I guess. No its ok it souds good."
lol

I just got done watching this whole show. lol By far my favorite parts always involve the Dad. lol

I dont know which one I like more the one with the kid eating olives and has one on each finger. The girl in the bunny mask or the kid holding the cat at the door and the cat looks like what the fuck help me.

What I notice is that no one mentions that Buffy just admitted to masturbating while she was in the hoapital and got caught.

Who knows maybe they are the descendents of the models or the reincarnations. But that one of the kid lol

I got 2 friends together when I was in highschool. I told the girl that the boy liked her which he did. And she said she didnt think of him that way at all. But that was before I said well he thinks you are really cute and he likes you likes you. It made her get all happy lol. It was obviously all just because he liked her that she thought about him.
Well long story short they will be married for 15 years this november. Sadly they couldbt have kids of their own so they adopted kids they have 4.

He looks both happy and unhappy of what happen lol

When my sister inlaw gave birth they gave her and my brother a good meal not on the normal hospital menu. They do it for woman who just gave birth. I would of gotten it to but I had an emergency c section so i had to only had broth beef broth wich i hate.
I did get a decent breakfast 2 days later we stayed in the hospital a total of 3 days.

Admit it you copy and pasted the title lol

There is a lot of brain operations that they need the patient awake for. But if she woke up early I wonder where she woke up

My grandfather hardly ever talked many thought it was because he was shy or because he use to work in a factory that made him go part deaf in his right ear. Nope he had a hearing aid and with it heard perfect. What it was really was that he preferred to listen to people talk than to say any thing.
He once told me that he use to sit at his moms and dads feet as a small boy and just listen to them talk about all sorts of things.
So he married my grandmother who talked more than any one you ever met. lol It is probably where I get my need to tell stories and my ability to have so many. I listen and talk lmao.

Just imagine it one day you won't need to diet anymore you can just have your head transplanted on to a skinny body lol sign me up.

In my senior class of highschool there was a guy who was 24 and finally graduated. He was held back many times. One year he was held back 2 times. His 7th grade. He was so old they told him he wasnt allowed to try out for football.
I asked him why didnt he just quit and get a GED and he said he tried 2 times but failed the tests. Lol I felt so bad for him he was a sweet kind person but man I never met anyone that well I dont want to say dumb but you know what I mean.