mrscollector
Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
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stoner 11 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
Lmao Im fine by the way. lol They insisted I take a break though lol I showed the guy who helped me why I fell and the guy said yeah maybe wait till after gym to go to that site lmfao
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stoner 11 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
I AM AT THE GYM I JUST FUCKING FELL OFF THE DAMN TREADMILL!!!!!! LMFAO
I am not fuvking joking I saw this and literally stopped running because I was laughing so hard and fell off the treadmill onto my ass.
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I am not fuvking joking I saw this and literally stopped running because I was laughing so hard and fell off the treadmill onto my ass.
Wholesome joke 4 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
One time my husband was really sick. Alchol poisoning. We was at the ER and he was completely out of it. He just knew he was in the hospital and can't stop throwing up. At one point after just throwing up I was whiping his mouth handing him water to wash put his mouth and rubbing his back to make him feel better he says to me. " You are so kind to me. Will you do me a favor? Will you tell my wife I love her and tell her to not marry ever again?"
We were married for only a few months lol and apparently I was to stay a widow from age 22 to the rest of my life lol. I most likely would of but its funny lmao
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We were married for only a few months lol and apparently I was to stay a widow from age 22 to the rest of my life lol. I most likely would of but its funny lmao
Dog takes a bullet for owner 5 comments
That's a used one 8 comments
She thought of you first 13 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
I hate it when people do it in pictures I take because it looks like they are trying to show you what their butt hole looks like lol
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She thought of you first 13 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
This duck face is acceptable lol
Only on surviving horrible accedents and/or comas or on kids is duck face allowed lol
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Only on surviving horrible accedents and/or comas or on kids is duck face allowed lol
He was going through a dark phase 6 comments
Your scent, I do not like it... 3 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
I had a dog that had such a terrible over bite he couldn't bite even if he really wanted to.
But he could give you one hell of a pinch. One time he pinched my brother's ankle so bad he couldn't walk on that foot till the bruise went down.
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Edited 6 years ago
But he could give you one hell of a pinch. One time he pinched my brother's ankle so bad he couldn't walk on that foot till the bruise went down.
Possibly 2 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
It kind of makes me happy and mad that animals fucked shit up back than and still do.
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Umm ... Parenting? 7 comments
I'd be even uglier 10 comments
You can get it done quicker 4 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
Wait the little piggy that stayed home left. So did the one that had no roast beef.
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Sexy tigers 18 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
I heard any cream that is suppouse to soften your skin helps if you are pregnant and ypu dont want strech marks.
But to get rid of strech marks try skin tightening cream.
But to get rid of strech marks try skin tightening cream.
It wants to be free 3 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
It is tring to make a break for it. It couldn't take the pressure of how dirty their house is.
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Innocence 9 comments
mrscollector
· 6 years ago
3 I felt 3
Lol swear to god that was an actual answer someone wrote in my health class in college.
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Lol swear to god that was an actual answer someone wrote in my health class in college.
James McAvoy killed Jennifer Lawrence 17 comments
