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mrscollector

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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Damn you! You got away this time but we will get you some day!
*Returns to my laptop. Whispers under breath* some day.
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Did you know that we have a seed vault at the North Pole? 5 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Down vote for lettuce I WANT MY POTATO!!!
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Panther 1 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
That is because those are the remakes yeah watch the originals they make better sense with the 3rd movie lol
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Must not wake up kitty 4 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Don't blame her. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET CAT HAIR OUT OF SILK???
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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Thought you do that
*Swat team circles you with guns aimed all on you*
This was all a plot to corner you. Me and the cat been in on it the whole time. *Fist bumps cat paw*
We are tired of all the gross stuff on this site we figured get rid of Doctor Ew get rid of the Ew!
Young filthy Dragonfly 5 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Weekend at Berny's 3 Berny's Dog
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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
*backs up* hold on here that took a wrong turn Sunday school teacher here dial it back lol how about we just put the weapons down and talk about this
cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
*pulls out a bomb trigger* I never fully trusted you...
O.o
Doctor Ew
cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
*drops bullets from pocket that I took out of gun* Do you honestly think I would let a CAT keep a loaded gun in MY HOUSE?!
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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
*holds up can of wet food over trash can* two can play at this game.
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Japanese device for washing cats 13 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Start at kitten age lol dip the edge of a hand towel in warm soapy water and wash the kitten like the corner of the towel is a Mama tounge. Than once they are use to it place them in a sink with low amount of warm water where you hold them like you would a new born baby and do the Mama tounge wash. Each time add a time bit more water till it is fully in and happy. And once at this point it will LOVE bath time. Use the Mama tounge wash for face and ears but rest the body use a small cup to rinse.
One my cats loves bath time so much every time I go in the bathroom he thinks he is getting a bath so he goes up to our shower door and will paw at the glass door to let him in. We have a special bucket we use for the cats. They stand in it with their little paws resting on the side it is so cute. I keep forgetting to take a picture which kills me lol
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cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman! 15 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
It's a laptop they hold a charge I got time. I don't give into demands no matter how Fluffy the one giving them is.
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What are you 25 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Wasn't there a episode of Torchwood that did that lol no wait they just cut cutting from it and it grow back. That was it.
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"Locals believed they were feeling an earthquake" 9 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Laugh if you want but how many of you can say you are so good in bed you brought a whole building to the ground? HUH? HUH? That's what I thought!
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This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru 5 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Texas has by FAR the best Dairy Queens because they have Chicken fried stake finger baskets
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This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru 5 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Best thing at a drive thru I EVER SEEN was when I was in 10th grade. I went to high school with a girl who is a little person. she stands at about 4ft 2in and she had a job at Dairy Queen. Me and my brother decide one day to go get some Blizzards. So we get up to the window pay and wait for our ice cream. The window opens and SITTING ON THE LEDGE is the girl from school. She takes each blizzard holds it over my brothers lap in the car flips them over to show they are thick and cold. (They do this to all their Blizzards also in case you don't know Blizzards is like a mcflurry) My brother freaks out and thinks he has to catch falling ice cream because no one ever did that before to him lol she hands him the ice cream and we go on our way the whole time I am crying and holding my sides from laughing so hard at the whole thing.
She told me later that was the first and last time they made her man the window lol
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Japanese device for washing cats 13 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
I don't need this my cat LOVES bath time lol
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Kevin (from the Office) with his wife. Yeah... Let that sink in 11 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Hay funny men are sexy as hell! I would do Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) over any super hot sexy actor any day! Hell I would pick him over Captain Jack Sparrow or even over Wolverine lmao
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The Best Pirate I've Ever Seen 2 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
"If it works it ain't stupid!"
Well this is pretty stupid but HAY IT WORKS! lmao
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No you don't... there was no Wi-Fi only WAP 13 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
I graduated highschool in 2001 trust me those years were not great.
lol Every one was wearing pants WAY to big for them and girls wore little clips in there hair like they were little girls and carried stuffed animals as purses.
Boys wore baseball jerseys from the Gap and there was no YouTube, Netflix, or Hulu.
All the good TV shows were shows like Married with children and Roseanne nothing like Doctor Who or Supernatural. And the Mall was the only place teens went to.
Cellphones weren't even like they are now. It was only for calls and God help you if you text that is a dollar a text.
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And OMG I SOUND LIKE AN OLD PERSON!!!
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Eating a cupcake for the first time 6 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Hooman how dare you keep this secret from me for so long! How is something this good of the world!
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A labyrinth made of salt 11 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Damn it did the Goblin King take my brother AGAIN?
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What are you 25 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Yes I am a Christian. Yes I worship Satan. We exist.
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Roses are red, going in dry is a pain 6 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
The question wasn't why do they need condoms it was why are they complaining that the ones sent to them are to small
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Roses are red, going in dry is a pain 6 comments
mrscollector · 6 years ago
Yes
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