It sounds like the kid is in 4th grade and thanks to his teacher he can't pay enough attention to what she says.

My 2 olderest brothers are just one year apart. When my oldest brother got really sick at 3 he had to take medicine every day for a month nearly. My 2nd oldest brother who at the time was 2 would line up beside his big brother and demand to take medicine as well.
The main medicine my oldest brother had to take was penicillin for kids which is pink and milky. So my Mom put strawberry quik into a clean old medicine bottle to give to my 2nd oldest brother.
And turns out my 2nd oldest brother is HIGHLY allergic to penicillin. And it was him wanting to try my oldest brothers medicine that my parents found out he was allergic.

I am mad as fuck that my 2nd oldest brother lives near a KFC that has a buffet. You can pay 11 bucks and eat all the chicken and sides and biscuits you want. He being a trucker that is a big deal for him. Him and his trucker buddies go there alot. The asshole. Lmao

Always get the whole sentence first lol

They were work friends. lol

My husband came home today with In N Out and a pint of chocolate milk with a extra long straw. He gave me it and said wah wah sweetie. It was super romantic.
People need to realize roses and gold are a dime a dozen. Get you a man that knows what you love and gets that for you.
O AND yesterday he went to buy groceries and he came home and gave me my favorite ceral that only comes around Halloween time. Frankinberries. OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT CERAL! lmao He saw them and brought them home for me even though I had no idea they were out yet. lol
That is love get you a man like that lol

Work
Turn to the left
Work
Now turn to the right
Work
Sashay, shantay

*says to self*
I swear to GOD next bridge or really big tree I see BAM! And it will be all over for these THOTs.

When mom makes you hold your little siblings hand in public.

My Mom's twin brother lol loves to carry a big hunting rifle on a gun rack in his truck for when guys with ultra high beams try to blind him. Lmao (Yeah he is one my redneck relatives)
If he gets flashed he turns around and follows the car. Than he flashes his lights to show hay pull over I need to talk to you. When they slow down he pulls out the gun and rest it on his car window pointed at their car than says "Um I don't want to have to shoot out all your high beams so could you please remember to not flash people with them." They always promise to never do it again.
My Dad was a cop during when my Uncle Had first started doing this. One night my Dad said a bunch of teenagers came in saying some crazy redneck threaten to kill them over their lights on their car. They said he had a automatic. My Dad who KNEW the guys were lying motion them to lean close and whispered. "Well next time turn off your high beams." Roflmmfao

Lmmfao the last picture looks like the fox is saying " DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?"

Dyslexia cheat codes lol

JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!!!!

When people talk shit about you in the next room.

Dude shows up wearing a fur suit to deliver our pizza I would tip 50% lol

Let's see barefoot, on sand, in desert? Yeah the sand was hot and he was running for shade.

Awww it looks like he has little white mittens

*puts finger to lips* Shhhhhhhh! Predators.

Ka-chow

For those wondering Winnie the Pooh when first created had no clothes on. He was just a stuffed Teddy Bear. One point he did have a scarf but that is it. It wasn't till 1932 did he receive his iconic little red shirt. But it wasn't Disney who gave it to him. Disney didn't own the rights to Winnie the Pooh till 1966.
But this is a sweet little thought.