Pokethebear

pokethebear

“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”
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The wild dream 15 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Should've just asked for oral
Sad man 15 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Somebody downvoted @Fudgeyou 's statement of fact.
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Prove them wrong 48 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Oh?
Can't argue with that logic 41 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Oh yea, London security wend sideways. Several ineffective motorcades.
If it's stupid but it works then it's not stupid 9 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Did you hit 88 mph?
Prove them wrong 48 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Lol. I know, I meant the 130 directive. Was kidding anyway.
Solid joke 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
That's clever
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Prove them wrong 48 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I think they meant kilos
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How to properly propose to some wife material 22 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Excellent job, and she has awesome eyes.
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Can't argue with that logic 41 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I saw this movie where terrorists attacked And captured the whitehouse. I think there was motorcades there too that were entirely ineffective.
Can't argue with that logic 41 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Hate to tell you this. The US entourage had at least 2 planes.
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Sad man 15 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
What the funk?!
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Those who think they know it all 3 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I have this t shirt
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Boneless broccoli 18 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Not aids, but crabs.
Pray for me when the time comes 9 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
I'm like you. Prepare for the other shoe to drop.
Boneless broccoli 18 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Then carry him back in just to do it again
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Lithium mining isn't the most eco-friendly process either 10 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Well, not really. If your car gets more than 30 mpg you're better than coal powered EVs, and that doesn't factor in the damage caused manufacturing the batteries. https://greentransportation.info/energy-transportation/evs-need-clean-electricity.html
Lithium mining isn't the most eco-friendly process either 10 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Wind solar and hydro account for 3.8% of our power. Nearly 82% is generated by burning fossil fuels.
The irony is strong 4 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Paid professional protestors.
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Whats that? Oh nvm keep looking 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Usually coal
Airport security 6 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
White House advisor
Whats that? Oh nvm keep looking 8 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
Still a fossil fuel. (And fracking is the method used to extract natural gas.)
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Terminator bee 37 comments
pokethebear · 6 years ago
That's just a normal day in the U.K. though.
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