Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
I believe! 7 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
How very open minded and progressive of you.
The World's Tallest Horse Alive Today --- Big Jake 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
How tall?
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Maybe next year 1 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’ll look for the actual article later.
Hey, wanna see the best pickle commercial? 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Wtf?!
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Mirror hand syndrome 18 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It’s awful that I was going to say that and I was not the first one.
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Breaking news 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Slow news day
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I believe! 7 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Color is a social construct
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Happy 4th of July everybody!! 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
This is the day the decision was made to part ways with the British Empire, and the day notice was sent to King George. Several years of war followed.
Happy 4th of July everybody!! 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Fuck yea!
livin' on a prayer 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Lots of Dad jokes today
Bad joke or lame pun? 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’m a dad and I approve.
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Don't do humans!!! 37 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Don’t go monkeys either, the whole aids thing.
Asian dong 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Source?
Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Size 8 will be great! (My Wife used to say when she was a 9) now “Size 12 is doable!” Is what she says. Doc says she needs exercise. Doc is fat shaming.
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SPººkie 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
MY mind thought that was a lot more recent. Im sorry ma’am. I hope things have improved for your family .
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Stress 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Just call me moon moon
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SPººkie 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Omg, it’s been two years?!
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Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan) at the age of 50 14 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I want to see her square off with Lucy Liu
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SPººkie 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Pain and Gain
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Who drinks it out of a bag?? 15 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Isn’t coke usually bagged in Columbia?
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They're so cuteeee 10 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
?
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The less you see the better 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Your local fire dept would advise sleeping with the door closed. Smoke will not enter your room and begin killing you before the detector sounds and alerts you to the problem.
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Who drinks it out of a bag?? 15 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I thought only Canadians did this.
A car's cupholder 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
My wife had a mercury with one like that, it outlasted the head gasket. (170,000 miles)
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SHREKED 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The ie for the Flash changes frequently, but I’m watching it almost every day and it makes it hard to find.
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