Only time to allow crime 24 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
And then there's the South African government whose giving away free flavored condoms ... because why not????
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good luck to all of you who are in the middle of the school year instead of ending it 4 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
Two more days until holidays. One month of bliss without children, can't wait
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Day 599 of your daily dose of cute: Rub-a-dub ink 9 ducklings in the sink 7 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
I did this with my ducks, then realized how much the poo. Trust me the water isn't that clean after 2min
Or in this case, a Thursday 11 comments
worst people to know 13 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
When someone complains about how many times I move, I feel bad.
When my cat sleeps in a different room because I move too much, I feel terrible
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When my cat sleeps in a different room because I move too much, I feel terrible
worst people to know 13 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
I can work three days, move two mules and climb Mount Everest and still wouldn't be tired. Trust me teaching about 27 10 years olds is exhausting. I just don't sleep
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Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
Piss people off by slightly braking with your left foot and accelerating with you right foot. They slow down because of the brake lights and then don't realize why you are moving away from them. I do this when people travel to close to me
Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
I know how to drive it, it is extremely easy but I feel out of control and freaks me out that there is no clutch. Every now and then when I have to drive one, I really have to focus hard because my left foot doesn't know what to do for the rest of the time I'm not braking
Give yourself a hand if you know how to drive one of these 29 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
Don't know how to drive an automatic. Was taught to drive manual. First time i drove an auto I almost put my passengers through the windscreen because I put my foot on the clutch but because it wasn't there, I slammed on brakes. Never again
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OCD??? 7 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
Let's be honest, this bothers me. But not as much as the fact that I have to check things so much. It irritates me but I can't stop. I wish misplaced stuff was my biggest problem
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First time seeing snow. It was beautiful 13 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
i have but it was after a couple of days. Dirty snow. I woke up to this and it was beautiful
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Please can Americans do this to trump posters 15 comments
puddlestheduck
· 7 years ago
Im South African, we've already elected our idiot leader. Now we sit back and watch in fascination. But in a couple of weeks we have to elect his minions. They not as cute or smart as the little yellow ones
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Please can Americans do this to trump posters 15 comments
