purplepumpkin
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Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I don't want to be a bitch but I'm just pointing out that nothing in the original message indicates AntiVax is a girl... That's ordinary sexism, just here.
No biggie but that's the kind of thing I like people to become conscious of.
Your point is still vastly valid though.
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No biggie but that's the kind of thing I like people to become conscious of.
Your point is still vastly valid though.
Slaps face 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I REALLY want to know what happened that lead OP to post this meme. Stories like this can be golden.
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My soulmate 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Who the fuck uses lined paper like this?
Susie is a fucking pyscho, move out guys!
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Susie is a fucking pyscho, move out guys!
One of life's little mysteries 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I would have thought they'd lay on their side and do it like this but I haven't had sex with a Stegosaurus in a long time so I'll trust you.
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For quick shit 26 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
yaeh like chinese babies' pants, they is a slit for this exact region. (maybe less today but it was really common in the 70's - event though to be honest a lot of shit was common during the 70's).
This Is The Coolest Looking Cat I've Ever Seen 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Just this evening I saw a post (not here though) about poorly drawn medieval cats, a lot of them having human-like features just like this one. His really long life explains why he looks so done with us.
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See for yourself!!!!!!! 9 comments
"*hmpf* hoo*hmmmffpp*man.." 3 comments
Opposite side of the floor 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I just checked because a wild doubt attacked me : https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lay-lie/
From what I see laying means setting something down, like I was laying my opponent's guts on my hair, whereas lying is used to say that I are the one in a horizontal position. Or am I misunderstanding something?
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From what I see laying means setting something down, like I was laying my opponent's guts on my hair, whereas lying is used to say that I are the one in a horizontal position. Or am I misunderstanding something?
I'm not even mad 8 comments
Her majestry, empress clawdia 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Actually, I'm transpecies so I identify as a cat. meow :3
(bruh I feel dirty just writing that nvm)
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(bruh I feel dirty just writing that nvm)
Anon fights bullies 15 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I've heard the name, we spent 1 month in class on the story of a girl named Julia who lived in Heidelberg. It was when the teacher wanted us to learn constructions like " das Mädchen, das etw macht ..." and by the end I had forged a huge 10-line sentence with like 7 of these, the kind of stuff no one would use irl. It was the grammar version of a hydra and the teacher looked at me like she knew this day was going to happen. So yeah I remember where it is and a few pics. nice town from what I've seen :)
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These are their stories *clap clap clap clap* 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
"Law & order friends"? Instructions unclear, clit stuck in toaster : I was in fact low and tried to order friends but as it turns out you can't ship real people. Wait no, send, I mean send. Anyways, didn't work.
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I want asian big tids 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I think Starfucks should start selling mugs, a lot of people who wants to express some rudeness before their first coffee would love them.
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How to write an essay 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
...and as they say, if you can't picture yourself dropping the mic at the end of your conclusion, rephrase the last sentence.
I found this post a while ago and this is actually very good advice.
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I found this post a while ago and this is actually very good advice.
I'm Intimidated 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I think he's more intimated by the fact he can just stand inside her vagina at this point.
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Opposite side of the floor 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
I used to think that shit sometimes as a kid. And then, sill lying, I would lift my legs above my head and pretend like I was walking on the ceiling. (this word lying upsets me, to clarify I wasn't telling crap, I was on my bed)
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I'm wondering that because I was in a debate the other day with my friend, we are the best students in our english class but we still have an awful, ear-tearing accent. The other students however, most of the time make basic mistakes like forget to conjugate their verbs or do so like they're rolling a D20, after 10 years of learning English. So we looked into it and from what we've gathered we basically sound horrible because our learning system is focused on reading and learning vocabulary and contructing argumentations instead of hearing, talking and study everyday language. We were wondering to what extent that was true. As a non-French your opinion would be quite interesting!