Dude? All good? (Obviously not but still)

Can we just appreciate how damned sexy that pose is?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag~

Her mouth opened a bit and that freaks me out because what if the spider goes inside her mouth?

She should have added that roller coasters last much longer than other 'rides' that she's been on.

I'm a girl, and I related more to the boy side. XD I guess it depends from person to person.

If I asked my parents for a condom, they would lock me in a box with CV cameras plus a hole to breathe.

Damn. That dog knows how to 'serve' some pretty good puns!

I took one look at the pictures she sent and I thought that the photoshop was pretty obvious. xD

Those in favour of this post say aye.
Those opposed to it, say neigh.

It's a Kit-Kat!

By the sounds of it, the person who sent the joke might just be a registered six offender.

I've heard of parents who create emails for their children at birth, so that school forms and things can be sent to that email so it's easier to separate them. But I've never met anyone who actually does this.