All is fair in love and war, and I'm pretty sure a heated Monopoly game can be considered war.

Zootopia, anyone? When Mrs Otterton was interviewed because she lost her husband? I'm pretty sure she was also wearing a scarf.

They were totally asking for it, though. I mean, they were about as subtle as a hand grenade.

@grimreaper
When I was a kid, I used to worship dolphins and pray to them. I literally thought dolphins were God.
... And now I have many regrets.

It's great and all, but once I get in there, I won't want to come out or I'll get so lost in a book that I'll just kind of forget how long I've been in the toilet for.

Dude, okay, I can never draw an even and good looking love heart no matter how hard I try. The fact that he can draw a love heart with his left hand without making it look like a meatloaf is impressive!

At first, I thought it meant 'shot' as in a gunshot.
But oooohhh. I get it now.

Okay, so when I saw the word 'doll', I imagined it to be the size of a barbie doll and that just conjured weird images in my head.

The sad thing is that I have nothing to hide on my phone but I still start sweating like a hooker in church.

Well, you obviously didn't hang up quick enough then.