And you can tell exactly which mood they are in based on the way they walk up those stairs, too. (Or is that just me and my family?)

In Australia, even the fishes are ready to slaughter. It’s not just the spiders or crocodiles.

Is it me, or does he look just slightly like Zuckerberg?
Edit: I just saw the title now whoops! I guess I’m not the only one.

You had the perfect chance to make the title, “Now you sea me”

I feel like there is also another voice you use to talk to your pets or babies.

Aw, damn. Can someone please check up with him tomorrow and keep me posted?

My grandma had a stroke, and so she can’t move her entire right arm. But despite that, she will go out of her way to cook meals for me and make me tea, even when I insist that I’m full, and she refuses to let me help in the kitchen because she wants me to relax when I’m at her place. She’s honestly my role-model.

I suppose you could say that the change was... dynamic.

Wow, that is realistic! Whoever is out there creating these stickers is on fire!

Aw, and his birthday message looks so long and heart-felt too!

I thought they had arms to like, catch fish from the river for food.

Wait, so you’re telling me that people outside of Australia don’t bring crocodiles to baby showers?

I feel like this is perfect for Monopoly, where people get aggressive enough to break it.

Okay, that whale pun was an absolute krill-er.

Props to them! That looks amazing!
Also, is it just me or does the girl in the red dress have a really, really small waist? Or is it just the angle?

I come from a Fijian/Indian family and my mum has told me that if I am still single by 25, she will organise an arranged marriage for me (unless I become a doctor).

Aw, how faithful- Oh.

My cousin’s parrot had it’s cage right next to the phone, and learnt how to mimic the ring tone perfectly. Then, it would constantly troll my cousins by randomly screeching the ring tone, and they would never know whether to run down because they could never know when it was real or fake.

I sort of do this. If I’m responding to a rude email, I finish with “regards” instead of “kind regards”.

Or maybe you were supposed to live up to 692 years old but now you’ve cut it down to 89 or something

If the lion told you that, how do you know that it’s telling the truth or lion?