To those of you starting work, good luck! 2 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
First 2 months: be good, be nice, be sweet
Second 2 months: lemme show all of my fabulousness that doesn't belong here at all! Yes! I look hawt!
Now: I'll show up in my pyjamas if i want, fuck everyone, you can't fire me! I live here now
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Second 2 months: lemme show all of my fabulousness that doesn't belong here at all! Yes! I look hawt!
Now: I'll show up in my pyjamas if i want, fuck everyone, you can't fire me! I live here now
Yayo causes insomnia 2 comments
I would be drowning in p*ssy 9 comments
Let them argue 3 comments
Why not just drink milk 22 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Cause it breaks me out!
I love milk so much but I spend too much on skincare and spa to have my skin ruined by some cow juice
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I love milk so much but I spend too much on skincare and spa to have my skin ruined by some cow juice
Eye of the beholder 16 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Most of my fb memory day
Fb: you have something to look back to!
Me : :D
...
Me: where the fuck were my eyebrows!? And that forehead! How did I even think this is cute!?
I was cute tho... just not my type of cute now
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Fb: you have something to look back to!
Me : :D
...
Me: where the fuck were my eyebrows!? And that forehead! How did I even think this is cute!?
I was cute tho... just not my type of cute now
I'm a Doctor... You're sexist 20 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
"Excuse me, sir Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez, but those aren't your suitcase"
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I'm a Doctor... You're sexist 20 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Even if they do put the whole name with title and everything, who got time for that?
flight attendants have way more important things to do than reading some dumb title
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flight attendants have way more important things to do than reading some dumb title
Busted! 3 comments
Hoodie 9 comments
I'm a Doctor... You're sexist 20 comments
For all you out there struggling 6 comments
rosalinas
· 5 years ago
Everything is temporary
Cause we are temporary
You may feel like your pain gonna last forever but it won't cause you won't.
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Cause we are temporary
You may feel like your pain gonna last forever but it won't cause you won't.
Spiders are cute tho