Shots fired 16 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
not my fault if you can’t english
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Shots fired 16 comments
A bachelor i can get behind 13 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
what if people apply to receive the puppies they want, but the guy doesn't know about this. so he sends one away and it goes to a little poor girl who desperately needs a friend. then when he feels guilty about the whole thing they show him a video of all the puppies playing with their new owners and he's with his puppy and he's like "aww, you guys!"
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93 and still in love 7 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
does that mean the wife had a miscarriage and is going to pass out while they climb up a hill together?
6 year old trying to prank 4 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
the only appropriate response is to print out Jeff the Killer and tape it to the inside of his eyelids, of course
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I wish we had these all over the world 10 comments
FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 9 comments
I wish we had these all over the world 10 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
why not just create a solar-powered machine that automatically feeds homeless animals, but also happens to take your recyclables?
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Please identify the source of pain 1 comments
Only in Canada 12 comments
Only in Canada 12 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
yep, it’s completely offensive to say that the cop looks like Carlton, a beloved character on a popular TV show.
by the way, it’s offensive to say that Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry, you racist racism doing racist!
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by the way, it’s offensive to say that Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry, you racist racism doing racist!
She must be dissapointed 11 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
yes, how dare a woman in a relationship make a joke about her boyfriend/husband.
"ha, your glasses are crooked a little bit!"
"you don't deserve me, i'm divorcing you and taking the kids"
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"ha, your glasses are crooked a little bit!"
"you don't deserve me, i'm divorcing you and taking the kids"
The legend 38 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
*sigh* i literally got downvoted for agreeing with someone, so that's a good demonstration of the level we're on with this post. nothing i said was offensive. maybe "rude" when I said that Tyson didn't get the joke, but nowhere near "offensive" to the point of making young women think they don't have the potential to succeed.
people take jokes too seriously. this kind of joke was hilarious on FS like a month ago. why everyone is suddenly pissed off as if I said that "women don't deserve meaningful jobs in society" or something to that effect is beyond me, but clearly everyone on this post is assuming I did. have fun in your echo chamber because this is just a waste of my time at this point.
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Edited 6 years ago
people take jokes too seriously. this kind of joke was hilarious on FS like a month ago. why everyone is suddenly pissed off as if I said that "women don't deserve meaningful jobs in society" or something to that effect is beyond me, but clearly everyone on this post is assuming I did. have fun in your echo chamber because this is just a waste of my time at this point.
Different tiers of a relationship 10 comments
Story Time with Hugh Neutron 19 comments
The legend 38 comments
rosebud
· 6 years ago
guest, he wrote like 8 sentences. Twitter has a 140-character maximum. It's only fair to judge it as a paragraph instead of 8 individual sentences...
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The legend 38 comments