I hear "July fourth" as much as I hear "fourth of July". What's curious is that I hear both of those more than Independence Day which is the actual name.

Because July is named for Julius Caeser and America was created FOR freedom and awesomeness. We don't put dictators in front of freedom!
Also, May the 4th is a pun. Doesn't really work to say it the other way.

Well she better move her ass before she gets hit with that plane.

Agreed. You know what another non-metric measurement we use is? Megatons.

I have never had success training a cat to avoid an area. The cat always ended up more dedicated to getting in than I was keeping it out. Effectively the cat trained me to not care where it went.

Sounds like a hangover.

I'm only seeing a shadow on the yellow panel and maybe the red.

Why do you think it's not hitting the panels?

Merely remarking on the paradoxical nature of claiming that someone who chose to take his own life didn't deserve the way that they died.
Perhaps you meant he didn't deserve the medical/mental issues that resulted in his decision to do so but that wasn't the statement that was made.

Agreed. The man who killed him should be put to death.

Not if she's a Star Wars fan.

Joke stealing aside (which I think all comedians do accidentally or through intential adaptation) isn't the "shockingly sexual talk from a woman" a successfully established schtick? Sarah Silverman does it as do many others. Doesn't seem like a reason to dislike her.