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F**king musquitoes 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Actually they don’t. Mosquitos live through the winter but they are dormant.
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Best sit in the house 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Because they are manufactured in sections so it’s less work to just put it in.
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Disturbing 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Squats are mostly for your quads.
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2 people died 12 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Works for me. When my girl tells me she wanted an orgasm I think it’s hilarious.
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Hard task 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If starring isn’t allowed how do you mark your favorites?
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Shower thoughts 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Its still way above what it was the beginning of last year, there was a bit of a bubble that has passed but its deflationary by nature so it’s value will continue to rise over the long term.
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Elon haze 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Commercial airlines aren’t the only planes. I think Elon has plenty of opportunity in the private jets he uses.
Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Agreed. I’m glad you see it at least.
Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
What the hell are you talking about? I meant cutting it up and eating it with a sprinkle of salt. ;)
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Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If I have a melon with a hole I’m not wasting the opportunity by putting alcohol in it.
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Faith in humanity restored 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
But... they hired him.
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Little Jeremy is a savage 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Honestly the handwriting looks like an adult trying to write like a kid. I’m guessing the whole thing is just a joke.
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Faith in humanity restored 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Why didn’t they just let him use the bathroom?
If it works, it doesn't stupid 11 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Should be don’t stupid.
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Run away 10 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Joke’s on her. He smoked that after hitting it bareback.
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small little pupper :3.. 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Is he going to have to tell you twice?
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Is this yeeting ? 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
That’s an exaggeration. We wouldn’t be happy about it but I think we could survive the loss of two puppies.
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They drew first blood, noot me 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The sheriff gave him a ride to the edge of town and was going to leave him alone. When he returned to town he was arrested because he refused to show ID and was carrying a concealed weapon when frisked. That seems legit. Now in the jail he was treated roughly, a nightstick to the back and a kick are the only actions you could really consider abuse. In return he assaulted 7 law enforcement officers (including David Caruso), throwing two of them through windows and rendering at least some unconscious. He then escaped custody, killed a deputy, injured a bunch of people (most of whom didn’t abuse him), blew up a couple buildings, stole a lot of stuff, and attempted to murder the injured sheriff before being talked down. That’s a lot of felonies.
Kim kardashiant 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
1. The ratio is usually skewed the opposite direction
2. Wanted to see if could prompt the next semi-annual comment. Nice to meet you.
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They drew first blood, noot me 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I watched this a couple years ago. It was the first time as an adult. I was horrified at what a peice of shit Rambo is. When you boil it down the plot is basically a homeless man is arrested, escapes custody, and then commits multiple felonies including capital murder. I know PTSD is a factor but he still should have gotten the death penalty.
Kim kardashiant 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Agreed. I just checked and the OP @123000 averages a post every 4.6 days but only comments an average of twice per year. (Account age based on their first comment, I was too lazy to scroll back through all the posts.)
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Some STDs can't be cured anymore. Get tested 10 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Maybe she’s a coroner
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Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Only guns I’ve got are in my sleeves and their caliber ain’t what it used to be.
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Eat your cheesecake 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
There are no limits!
Thank you reductio ad absurdum!
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So true, thoughts ladies? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
We need to see him clean shaven so we know the effect of the mustache removal relative to the addition of the beard.
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