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Yeah , thanks 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
This shit again? I’ll go ahead and repeat it: before they are two years old months is the appropriate level of precision to answer the question of age.
If you are 25 and have a problem with this then I can only assume when people ask you your age you say I’m two decades to prevent them having to do math.
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Mostly action movies 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
In half of them he’s named Hector.
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I'm a real doctor 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The term you are referring to is “whataboutism”
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Painting a portrait of yourself using the reflection of a mirror 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Will Ferrell is so talented.
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Talk to your dog 16 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Don’t get all weird on me. You get the peanut butter and I get what I want... it’s a win-win.
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This hits hard 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
No different from previous ones. Just different technology.
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This is ****ing great 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
And what country is this?
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I'm a real doctor 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Your lacing of witty and insulting puns into the text of your comment has made me not think you’re an idiot and has brought me around to your exact viewpoint on the complex topic of healthcare.
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coffee 16 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
So no particular justification for not trying new things? More a mind-yo-business situation?
Desu desu 14 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Well that’s only because the younger ones haven’t gotten to algebra in school yet...
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Raising little men 18 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Being in this exact situation and acting a lot like this guy (and getting shit for it) I can tell you the divorce was a positive. Without the stress of the marriage their mother and I can concentrate on the children rather than the power struggle between us.
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coffee 16 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Is there a second of all?
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The f**k is his wrist bending like that 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
‘Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve been practising!’ squeaked Professor Flitwick.
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Racist school test (1879) 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
It’s the nest at the top left, the 9 at the bottom right and the nudist in the bottom left, correct?
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Engineers are everywhere 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Civil engineers are the only ones that are polite about it.
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coffee 16 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If you drink coffee acquiring a taste for it without additional flavorings makes your coffee drinking life a lot easier.
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Gimme dat löG 1 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
They will be a superpower in the upcoming log wars.
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Guys?...Should I step on it? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Or you get shot with a poison dart.
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Russian engineering at its finest 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Now that’s a Lada damage!
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Well, the '60s were fun, but now I'm for it! 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Well someone has to do the job.
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Worst question 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Thank you
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Worst question 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
What show is this?
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American dream 20 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Is that in the US?
American dream 20 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
My experience with jury duty: Report at 8am downtown. Pay to park for the day. Have to leave all electronic devices in car. Get put in room with 150 other people and a monster stack of magazines and a 32” television as entertainment. Food is only available from vending machine that doesn’t take credit cards or bills. Coffee pot empties as soon as it finishes brewing due to demand.
Sit for 4 hours. Get dismissed for lunch. Only enough time to reach about 3 restaurants who know they are serving jurors and have marked up prices.
Go back after eating shitty sandwich wrap. Sit another 2 hours. Get called to courtroom. Watch the lawyers pick a jury and alternatives. Don’t get picked. Get sent back to big room. Sit some more. Go home.
Parking and lunch were more than $40 and I had to use a day of vacation that was probably around $400.
Lesson learned: bring a book, snacks and a water bottle next time.
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F**king musquitoes 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Not unless is drops below 0F. Otherwise they just find a slightly sheltered place and go dormant. Wake right back up when it gets warm. Resilient little bastards.
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