Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

— Paige Report User
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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I only started using the internet properly when I was 12/13
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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Lmao, you don't know me, so how can you accurately answer.
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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I was a kid in the early 2000's
Well actually all of the 2000's
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When the OCD strikes 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That is beautiful. But then you get asshole customers that mess it up
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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Speak for yourself
Cuddle with me I'll chew your face 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It has to stay outside the house
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Cuddle with me I'll chew your face 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That's not a dog.
It's not even a horse.
It's a buffalo
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sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Kids still go outside though.
I grew up in the time when technology was starting to become more popular and common, so I got a mixture of both
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Why are they flat 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Lmao, what are you talking about?
Do you mean hygiene?
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Why are they flat 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Haven't we all
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Why are they flat 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What have you seen
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kats 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It depends on the size of your body. If you have DD's but a large body, they'll look small. And vice versa
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Its like getting rid of a bird's wings 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Thank you
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kats 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
No thank you. I'm quite fond of them
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His dad owns Microsoft 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Lmao, you're still salty about your argument with Matthew that you lost
kats 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
They're in proportion to my body, and I'm used to them
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kats 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I think they're about DD. That's my size
Its like getting rid of a bird's wings 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He should've used two wishes, then had that as his last one.
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Epic face swap 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Iconic
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His dad owns Microsoft 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Calm down, you'll bring your blood pressure up
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Why are they flat 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
NEE NAW NEE NAW
MAKE WAY FOR THE AMBULANCE. WE HAVE A BURN CASUALTY
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Only in France 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Because I watch you
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Norwegian Forest Cats need to be known by all 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Gorgeous.
But imagine all the shed hair D:
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How could you get any work done 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Don't mind me. I'm just passing through
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May I take your order? 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
No, it's not that advanced. But you would definitely need a high school education
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