You're terrible at sexting

Well, I do love to break the rules which means you love me

I don't know what you're talking about, but I think I like where this is going

Sorry, but this is a legally binding agreement

An instant response! My three years of high school tells me that that means you definitely want the D

I like you

No, I'm here.

Stories

Not quite

Nah

Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of Species" is always a good read if you're interested. I haven't had the chance to get it personally, but it is an amazing book.

They're ultimately wrong, but it depends on how you are defining healthy as things can be healthy and unhealthy. An example is chemotherapy. It can help get rid of cancer, but it also very negatively affects the body.

I also don't think the debate is whether it's healthy or not. I believe the debate is over whether it should be a personal choice to smoke weed or not.

I got a cat, and he is the derpiest thing ever. He runs into the wall trying to get out my room and regularly falls off the table and into the trashcan next to it.

Sexies ladies I've seen in a long time. 10/10 would fap again.

True. A lot of trans people find the term offensive, but I know one who enjoys and embraces it. She's lovely.

Jokes on you; I like putting stuff up my ass.

I actually find it fascinating

You must be my dad because I'm not doing what you want

Nah

It doesn't indicate racism, but it does reveal an underlying bias when they comment on the total ethnic dominance in one team without doing it for members of another team based solely on their ethnicity.