smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Art that can only be viewed from one angle 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Looks like sets for Super Hot.
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Art that can only be viewed from one angle 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Not really in the pictures, but I'm sure it would certainly be unnerving in person.
Now, all we need is an island 9 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
65 plus million years old DNA remnants and nucleotide debris, *maybe*. If you're very, very lucky, you might still find *A* base pair that was still connected.
I did the math. Generously given:
• 65 m/y (Some dinosaurs were 2/3 times older.)
• 50 Billion tons; the total DNA of the biomass on Earth now. (Maybe less in prehistoric time.)
• A 521 year half life.
All of the DNA would have disintegrated. ALL of it. All 50 Billion tons.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA
http://www.softschools.com/formulas/chemistry/radioactive_halflife_formula/113/
Now, this is the point in the conversation where I say, "Yes, I'm a fucking riot at parties," because this is the point in which I say we need to invest in mathematics, engineering and particle physics so we can just build a damned time machine.
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I did the math. Generously given:
• 65 m/y (Some dinosaurs were 2/3 times older.)
• 50 Billion tons; the total DNA of the biomass on Earth now. (Maybe less in prehistoric time.)
• A 521 year half life.
All of the DNA would have disintegrated. ALL of it. All 50 Billion tons.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA
http://www.softschools.com/formulas/chemistry/radioactive_halflife_formula/113/
Now, this is the point in the conversation where I say, "Yes, I'm a fucking riot at parties," because this is the point in which I say we need to invest in mathematics, engineering and particle physics so we can just build a damned time machine.
Now, all we need is an island 9 comments
Absolutely no chance 3 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Dispite my best efforts, my imagination got a little carried away and thus; my emotions became a ship that dashed itself upon her rocky coast...
Please, do not think less of her, for it was my own down fall that I subjected myself to.
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Please, do not think less of her, for it was my own down fall that I subjected myself to.
Random acts of kindness 4 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
When we are visited from beyond this world, this is what we want to represent humanity... the absolute best of us.
Especially Bagel Jesus. That dude seems mighty cool.
Ignore that my cheeks are wet.
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Especially Bagel Jesus. That dude seems mighty cool.
Ignore that my cheeks are wet.
Nick Offerman is really able to drive home the point 8 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
I wear a goatee and chops now and I still say fuck this facial hair superiority noise.
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Find the right one early... 4 comments
Looks like they're making a comeback! 7 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Yeeeaaahhh...
Actual humans handle, process and develop film. Photo centers in the past have been busted for keeping a book of nude copies.
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Actual humans handle, process and develop film. Photo centers in the past have been busted for keeping a book of nude copies.
The most terrifying animal on the planet 5 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Everything else is legit I'm sure, but a the velocity of a .22 LR round is at most 1800 feet per second. The comparison to the Mantis Shrimp here is WAY off.
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It was raining here last night too 7 comments
There are redeeming sides of Tumblr as well 13 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
OK, I'll buy that, that's a good point.
However, I don't intend to muddy the waters but it bears mentioning, within the genre that is called "Classic" you'll find Rock, Southern Rock, Progressive and early metal.
Not to mention that the genres blur back then too. Rush, active since 68 just released a new album a few months ago are certainly "classic" and prog, but early Rush is as heavy as Sabbath.
Zeppelin, credited as one of the first early metal bands are certainly classic, but also have a prog vibe too.
I think then "classic" isn't really a genre, but an age modifier for certain subgenres.
I can also say this, this is a conversation I wish we could have over beers at a rock music bar while listening to this same music.
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However, I don't intend to muddy the waters but it bears mentioning, within the genre that is called "Classic" you'll find Rock, Southern Rock, Progressive and early metal.
Not to mention that the genres blur back then too. Rush, active since 68 just released a new album a few months ago are certainly "classic" and prog, but early Rush is as heavy as Sabbath.
Zeppelin, credited as one of the first early metal bands are certainly classic, but also have a prog vibe too.
I think then "classic" isn't really a genre, but an age modifier for certain subgenres.
I can also say this, this is a conversation I wish we could have over beers at a rock music bar while listening to this same music.
There's two kind of Bonds 6 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Because Daniel Craig played him right. The charecter of James Bond is a miserable person. Previous iterations were essentially played as hiding behind social irresponsibility.
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Culture shock 8 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
It's hinged and folding for storage.
And yes, I can be fun at parties... if I don't have much on my mind and I'm not preoccupied when I arrive.
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And yes, I can be fun at parties... if I don't have much on my mind and I'm not preoccupied when I arrive.
One day, the old gods will return 30 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
I was unable to nail down the artist(s) for these, however the artist Simon Stålenhag does some that are visually and thematicly similar.
You can see his portfolio over on Red Bubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/people/simonstalenhag/portfolio?ref=carousel_portfolio
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You can see his portfolio over on Red Bubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/people/simonstalenhag/portfolio?ref=carousel_portfolio
Culture shock 8 comments
Just needed to clarify 16 comments
