Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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There are redeeming sides of Tumblr as well 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Guess what? If it's old, it's classic rock. Regardless of the subgenre.
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There are redeeming sides of Tumblr as well 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
When the Empires of the Internet Unite...
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Dirk nowitzki 11 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I think it's about more than just wasted food... I think it's more likely that they love each other very much and she wants to send him off with a little something from home.
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Have a nice day 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Do you even know the story?
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One day, the old gods will return 30 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Looks like something from The Mist.
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Champion 44 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Hey dudes... it's cool. What ever floats your goats, it's cool.
Only in France 15 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Indeed. Is this on par with Americans hamming up and exaggerating the 'Murica thing?
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Have a nice day 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
That Fenway park selfie... the ball missed her.
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Champion 44 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Um... I was staying out of this... but...
Meet or meat?
It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I can't speak for other writers, but, yes I do sort of "stunt cast" my works... it sometimes helps me to visualize the charecters.

If it is a charecter that shares archetypical traits that are shared by an actor, actress or roles they have played it helps me to hammer out the motivation and emotion that they have for a given situation.

Imagining that actor/actress delivering the lines I am working on... in addition to reading them out loud myself can help me work through a scene.
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Best reason to go to Iceland 27 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Nah, she's good.
Besides, she just might be already wearing one, a "barely there" style one.
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Existentialism 4 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Linda can go get stuffed. I want to party with Steve, he knows where it's at.
Best reason to go to Iceland 27 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
... but you know what? She's adorable. If she's a cool person... there's no telling what I might try and attempt.
You succeed or you learn 4 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger... and had better start fucking running, because I'm coming for its ass.
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His dad owns Microsoft 14 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
It's about online gaming.
With those godforsaken prepubescent 12 year-olds, it's always relevant.
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
In there own unique way, yes they are.

And that's not some cheap, I'm trying to get in your pants hitting on you sort of way. It's the God's honest truth.
Something spooky must have happened 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
<3
Indeed.
It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Damn, I heart her so much.
Should my screenplays ever make it, I want her in them. She makes my heart go all gooey.
Something spooky must have happened 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
FUCK THAT.
ALL OF MY NOPES.

That's how horror movies start.

I think of myself as being a critical thinker, but damn... fuck that, I'm not going out like that.
Fuck That. With capital letters.
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If I was a traffic light, I would turn red every time I saw you just so I can look at you 7 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Sooo...
In reference to your previous post...
What does that mean?
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Makes me sad 25 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
OK. I'm going good to call it like I see it. I apologize for the coarse language.
You art teacher is a FUCKING RETARD.
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One day, the old gods will return 30 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
And when that day comes, there's only one man that might have even the most remote chance to save us... no, save the very fabric of reality itself...

And he is Old Man Henderson.
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