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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Enough! 12 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Indeed. Notably, day, night and the seasons.

Also, a bit more rare, solar flares and CME that knockout communications. A bigger threat than you think. The Carrington Event of 1859 for example had a fatality associated with it.
The Aurora caused by the event were seen as far south as Columbia... implying that they could be seen across the whole of the planet. In New England, one could read a newspaper by Aurora light, they were so bright.
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The possible meaning of "42" 6 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Indeed. The abbreviated story is that he was at his desk and staring out the window, into the garden and thought 42 will do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

While there is a little more to the story and some history behind it, it's not much. Douglas Adams has refuted all of them; this one, 6x9 in base 13, street addresses, something about Tibetan monks... all false.

Typical asumptive revisionism.
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Now ya know 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Reread that last part in the picture...
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Now ya know 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Lake Superior isn't the largest lake in the world. The Caspian Sea is and it's four and half times larger.
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Girls can't take it when guy don't feel attracted to her 20 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Wow. She sounds crazy.
I don't mean, "OMG, this one girl I took out on a date is cray-zee!!"
I mean:
"We the people find the defendant..."
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Extreme skydiving 5 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Operation Dumbo Drop?
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Rupert grint and alan rickman 4 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
This is probably one of my favorite things from behind the scenes of the films.

That and what Rupert decided to buy for cars with his money. An obscenely orange Range Rover, an ice cream van and a hovercraft.
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No wait don't leave 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago 2
Well this made Hey There Delilah MUCH more fun to listen to 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Uhhh...
Isn't the original song about an under age girl that the dude likes but keeps his distance because of her age?
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Bigger on the inside, a visual history: 13 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Mad Eye Moody's trunk too, for that matter.
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Autistic screeching 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I may be an Athiest, but I frame it like this and I have mentioned it similarly to the devout.

The creator did grant us not just free will, but also with curiosity. I think then, that one of the greatest forms of praise one might pay to Him, is to explore the majesty of His creation. To see, document and communicate the splendor of nature. Much of His word is written... but there is so much more that isn't; it is there for us to see if we just only look.
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London's response to a terrorist attack 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Indeed. You may startle a Londoner, you may even briefly frighten them... but there isn't a damned thing you can do that hasn't been already tried.
Tried and failed, I'll add.
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Warm present 3 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Just be sure to present it at the wedding, so that the couple may have the cash on their honeymoon.
They will appreciate it.
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What I learned from Doctor Strange 3 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Doctor Strange?
Psst. Please. I figured that out playing Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.
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Feeling small yet 3 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Given the grammar and syntax of the captioning, I was expecting this to be misinterpretation and misunderstanding... but it turns out, that's not data noise in the image, those really are individual stars.

Article:
https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/hubble-s-high-definition-panoramic-view-of-the-andromeda-galaxy

Carefull with the pic it "weighs" a lot.
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True af 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Refuting a claim requires far, far more than, "nuh-uh."
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True af 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
That's pretty serious selection bias and does not present a representative sample. Given the stratification caused by testing scores, the "average" intelligence is going to progressively go up as the demands of the Corps and MOS series do.
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honestly all I want in life 5 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
No worries, it happens. I've done it too.
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And I'm just like oh shit 2 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
When you have a falling out, be carefully of what and who you tell. You may come to forgive them, but your family never will.
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Now, all we need is an island 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Thanks! 8-)
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In life, you got to fight for every inch 19 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
If you keep the shrubs around your deck trimmed, the deck looks nicer.
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When trees attack.. It's terrifying 3 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
In Soviet Russia, tree cuts down you!
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Autistic screeching 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
So? The Catholic Church has been rather open minded and progressive over the past 100 years.
It's the damned fundamentalist Protestants that are threatening to drag us back to the dark ages.
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Top performing aerodynamic design 7 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Well, actually... it looks like they do. Quite a bit and at a fair velocity.
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