smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Dad was his motivation 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Sometimes, the surest measure of success is making those who said you couldn't choke on their words.
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Colombian daredevil dog skydives for military training 2 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Told ya. Some dogs like skydiving.
They love the wind in their face, so they hang their head out the window in cars. This is the ultimate head out the window.
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They love the wind in their face, so they hang their head out the window in cars. This is the ultimate head out the window.
Guys, he made it. He is Number 1 21 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but I agree. The last report at the end of June was... grim. Stage four and terminal. Now in six weeks, he's "cancer free?" Im sorry, but that's not how it works. I'm not a doctor, but I know enough to say that that just doesn't happen.
There's far more to say on the matter, but there's no point. It's just even sadder.
I only found two sites reporting this, both or dubious veracity. One didn't even give the correct form of cancer. One referenced an Icelandic site, which seems to have an audio interview on it, I recognise the voice... but it and the page are in Icelandic. Any speakers on here?
http://ruv.is/frett/lifid-er-nuna-0
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There's far more to say on the matter, but there's no point. It's just even sadder.
I only found two sites reporting this, both or dubious veracity. One didn't even give the correct form of cancer. One referenced an Icelandic site, which seems to have an audio interview on it, I recognise the voice... but it and the page are in Icelandic. Any speakers on here?
http://ruv.is/frett/lifid-er-nuna-0
Being an idiot: Americans vs Englishmen 12 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Longer ago than I remember. It was back in '04 and the stand off was five hours long.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3653462.stm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3653462.stm
Photoshop can be a real b*tch 6 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Agreed. I'm sure she's quite lovely without digital enhancement. Besides, she looks like a newscaster. When you go out on 1080p, it's going to be evident REAL quick your promo stills were doctored.
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Our ancestors were amazing! 16 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Foot size can give you an general idea of age, height and weight.
Depth of the imprint can tell you the force of the impact when coupled with the weight of the individual.
Combine that with the length of the stride, do the math and voila, a good estimate of their speed.
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Depth of the imprint can tell you the force of the impact when coupled with the weight of the individual.
Combine that with the length of the stride, do the math and voila, a good estimate of their speed.
Glitch in the matrix? 13 comments
Brush the cat 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Some cats are really into tooth brushes. One of my mom's cats would come running if she saw you had one. She'd sit in your lap and rub her face, mouth and teeth on it.
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Being an idiot: Americans vs Englishmen 12 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Yeah, but Batman climbing the outside of Buckinham Palace was a little bit of a security concern. Fucking hilarious to be sure, but a concern.
How long did it take you to get him down?
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How long did it take you to get him down?
Disgusting! 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
You know, I might not have bothered to correct her. I might have simply said, "I don't know. They might have a few words for you if you do."
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The Food of Studio Ghibli 19 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
While Lupin the 3rd: The Castle of Cagliostro from 1979, was directed by Hayao Miyazaki, it was not produced by Studio Ghibli and I'm not sure if those stills are even from the movie.
Studio Ghibli wasn't founded until 1985.
Studio Ghibli wasn't founded until 1985.
WLTH 194: you ever just rub your temples at something and wonder who let this happen 43 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
The military has desk jobs too and if chubs can't learn to shoot and lose weight, he'd get chaptered out of the service.
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WLTH 194: you ever just rub your temples at something and wonder who let this happen 43 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
InB4 Trump blablabla.
North Korea has been nothing but saber rattling bluster for over 60 years. I'd be surprised if they actually did something.
Oh and Guam? Not worried. Refer to my previous comment on the state of their abilities. If they hit, it will have been a malfunction that caused it.
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North Korea has been nothing but saber rattling bluster for over 60 years. I'd be surprised if they actually did something.
Oh and Guam? Not worried. Refer to my previous comment on the state of their abilities. If they hit, it will have been a malfunction that caused it.
The beast has been fed 34 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Soem people don't have a garden or even a yard for that matter.
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FS, what do you really want to buy today? 23 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Do girls actually do this?
Everyone involved could be charged with credit card fraud, conspiracy to commit credit card fraud and accesory to credit card fraud. This carries a fine up to $25,000 and up to 15 years in prison.
The girl who provided the card in the first place could be charged for each time the card was used.
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Everyone involved could be charged with credit card fraud, conspiracy to commit credit card fraud and accesory to credit card fraud. This carries a fine up to $25,000 and up to 15 years in prison.
The girl who provided the card in the first place could be charged for each time the card was used.
Road paving efficiency 5 comments
The beast has been fed 34 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
In-Sink-erator is just a bit of clever wordplay.
They also have approximately 95% of the global market share on garbage disposals. Most of the "alternate" brands of disposal units are actually rebranded Insinkerators, manufactured for them.
Kenmore, for example. They are actually Insinkerators.
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They also have approximately 95% of the global market share on garbage disposals. Most of the "alternate" brands of disposal units are actually rebranded Insinkerators, manufactured for them.
Kenmore, for example. They are actually Insinkerators.
A modern day genius, a true philanthropist 18 comments
A modern day genius, a true philanthropist 18 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
No, it's more subtle than that. In most places, tampons and other feminine hygiene products aren't tax exempt like other medical necessities are.
This is often called "the tampon tax."
Truth be told they are quite frankly a medical nececity. If all medical medical needs were taxed, there wouldn't be a conversation. But by making an exemption and not including them, its not only unfair, it also sends a bad message too.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampon_tax
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This is often called "the tampon tax."
Truth be told they are quite frankly a medical nececity. If all medical medical needs were taxed, there wouldn't be a conversation. But by making an exemption and not including them, its not only unfair, it also sends a bad message too.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampon_tax
Anyone else loved the first 3 Spiderman Movies 13 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
It had it's... moments.
My summary review:
Peter Parker, you son of a bitch, you broke MJ's heart. She deserves better than you ever could provide her you bastard.
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My summary review:
Peter Parker, you son of a bitch, you broke MJ's heart. She deserves better than you ever could provide her you bastard.
