Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Those ones up there are the sugar free variants. The orange one is delightful with vodka and even better with St. Germain.
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
In all seriousness, no. It's only making a fruit punch energy drink... a flat one at that.
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What a tenacious girl 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
*hardcore mariachi*
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Add vodka and see across the expanse between universes.
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Grease monkey f*ckery 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
+1 because that's fucking awesome.
-1 for the title.

Care to explain why this is fuckery?
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Mother.......F**ker 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
(X)
Doubt.
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Show me the respect I deserve 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
You gotta pump those numbers up.
Those are rookie numbers.
#NotManual 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No, but the right two door V8 will change your mind.
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Stones getting shaped by the ocean, very beautiful 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Obsidian, the volcanic glass you're thinking of isn't from the sand being heated, it's the lava itself and its black.
#NotManual 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
#NotManual? Yeah, I think the one legged dude is allowed.
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How about parks? 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Sure, but parking at my library is metered.
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tron 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Agreed. While this bike is mighty snazzy, TRON it ain't.
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Hawkman is pretty OP 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
"Viewed as" the most powerful, but that his strictly due to the writers regularly and consistently expanding on his powers to maintain him as the most powerful being in the DC universe.

It's an incredibly cheap and unimaginative cop out to keep Marty Stu-ing him to keep him on top. Sad thing is, is that he isn't. Supes does keep getting shown up and put in his place, but both the fans and writers ignore that.

This is in complete opposition to Marvel where it doesn't matter one bit how powerful you are. You could be an Omega level mutant thay can bend the very fabric of reality itself to your will, there's always going to be someone more powerful.

There's always someone more powerful, they are going to find you and they are going to dome you a good one... and knowing Marvel, it just might be a damned talking raccoon.
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50 year old girls 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yes, but is Jesse's girl Stacy's mom?
Talk therapy, learn to let all that out. Decrease the percentage. 24 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
At least you have one. In the UK, if you are I a catastrophic accident, you're covered.
If you are in a catastrophic accident in the US... even if you DO habe healthcare coverage, you're probably going to go bankrupt.
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The definition of hypocrisy 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well, they are known as The Daily Fail after all.
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Talk therapy, learn to let all that out. Decrease the percentage. 24 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yes, but this is coming from the UK. A country with an NHS where it is possible to get care and not go into crippling debt.
In the others that do not... what do we do? Suffer in silence and hope in vain it gets better.

Besides, even if we DO call a crisis hotline, there's a good chance SWAT is going to show up and kill us anyway.
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Everyone in the modern age 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Snort... that's good.
I have apnea and that's pretty funny actually. Don't feel bad.
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The definition of hypocrisy 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
But when you are communicating under the banner of a pop media outlet, you are their voice and are forming their stance and opinion in the public mind.

You don't speak as yourself, you speak as the institution.
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Everyone in the modern age 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
For extra laughs, throw in a second sleep disorder like apnea. That's a riot, let me tell you.
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Double trouble 21 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Cheeseandfuckingrice... damn it, if you're going to be a mysogonist, a car chad misogynist of all things... at least FUCKING say it right and alliterate.

It's, "Tits or Tires," you fucking pleb.
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Could live with that 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
They have admitted to intentionally slowing down older devices. This goes beyond designed obselesence, this is a case where the device lasted longer than Apple wanted it too and have executed a software push to slow the device.

Now, they allege that it was a measure to prolong battery life in aging devices, but frankly I think that "argument" would only hold water if it wasn't a sealed sytem. The software push forces the user to either pay for an expansive repair to have the battery replaced or simply upgrade to a newer device.

Beyond the lawsuit. I believe this will attract the attention of not one, but several government agencies including, but not limited to the FTC, the SEC and FCC.
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The magical rock of Finland 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Glaciers, that's how.
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Awesome cosplay 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Missed a trick there, should be: Autobox, roll out.
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