Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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15+ tweets explain why depression makes people so tired 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
This isn't about romantacizing it you fucking jackass. It's about awareness, advocacy and communication.
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POWER! 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but that's wrong. Turbofan engine power is measured in foot pounds of thrust, not horsepower.
Horsepower is a measurement of energy, a pound of thrust is a measurement of force.

The GE90 delivers 115,000 foot pounds of thrust and is the largest and most powerful turbofan in the world.
It was also developed into the GP7000, one of the two engine options for the A380.
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No, You’re Crying!! 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Best guess: she's roughly 20, doggo is 11. As a "kid," let's say 10 years ago.... 2008, the height of the market collapse. I'm going to guess her dad got laid off and the bank foreclosed on their house. Wherever they moved to must have been pet restricted.
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Ejaculate and evacuate 14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
So was that drive apparently.
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Confession from a cabbie  14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Indeed. I'm seeing it again after an entire year... and it still hurts. I'm getting choked up and my eyes are wet.
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I love this man 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Also played Zaphod Beeblebrox and did a damned fine job too.
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Coworkers 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
"Mouth breathing" got a genuine lol out of me.
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Don't check comments 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The last time I saw one of these, it was a ranked match and the team forfeited becasue their team was incomplete.
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New NASA photos from Mars only seem to bring the planet that much closer to home 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Looking our across the desert in Kuwait at sunrise with the reds and tans, it was remarkable how much like Mars it looked.
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Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
But what does the fox say?
Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Genera is the plural of genus. Foxes are in the Canidae genera and are therefore dogs.
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Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Foxes are mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae.
Canidae (from Latin, canis, “dog”) is a lineage of carnivorans that includes domestic dogs, wolves, coyotes, foxes, jackals, dingoes and others.
Well then 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I imagined it starting out as a child's voice and growing older to an adult. A now grown, adult daughter leaving her "mother" to die alone on her death bed.
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Crash landing 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Doesn't look much like a crash landing, more like a successful emergency landing.
Taking Advantage of the Wind Storm 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Rather quickly too.
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First day 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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A sandwich a day... 1 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would love to see a pic of several of their cruisers parked outside a Subway.
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All twins 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
C-c-c-combo breaker!
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PvP 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Lemme tell you something here sparky, if the unmodified game mechanics allow it, I'm going to do/use it. Save your sniveling crybaby complaints for the devs who are rightfully going to laugh at you.

Get good and go hard or go home.
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First day 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That comes as HR and security escort him from the building after he's terminated... a termination that will preclude him from receiving unemployment

It could even be an ambush termination where HR and security meet him at his cubical and ask him to step away from the desk and be supervised as he packs his things. Any personal files he might have on company issued equipment like desktop, laptop or cell will be forefit after they are confiscated and turned into IT for evidentiary investigation.

This alone is immediately terminable, but depending on the sort of reputation he might already have, replace security with police.

I'd say it's a safe bet that HR has already had words with this creep. She may not want to, but in the interest of the safety of others, charges need to be pressed against him so it goes on his permanent record. A record that will show up on every background for every future job he attempts to apply for.
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Running skype on startup 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Click start, click search.
Type msconfig and press enter.
Click on the start up tab.
Scroll through the list and uncheck Skype.

You're welcome.
A sandwich a day... 1 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Been there, can confirm.
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DateCheri 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Pops wants some great-grandkids before he's too old.
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He took it literally 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's a good point, numbers DO reflect a quantity after all.
Bathtub quadcopter 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
What, that got a downvote?

Asking if this is the work of the maniac Brittish nutter and inventor Colin Furze who is exactly the sort of person who would build something like this?
An inventor who built a flying bike and holds several Guinness book records including world's fastest loo, pram, bumper car and mobility scooter. Thinking he built a flying bathtub is a safe bet.

Dafuq is wrong with you people?
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