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Take a nap 43 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I'd learn how to fly a plane so I could visit my long distance girlfriend. And I'd take a nap
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Damn, take it easy Google. 1 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
bruh
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Too late for that 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I love it when any show breaks the 4th wall
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These puns have gotten out of hand 6 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
They're
These puns have gotten out of hand 6 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
There armed with lots of puns
Sir patrick! 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
He is amazing. I love him
Reasons why I procrastinate 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
This photo was probably posted 6 months after it was taken
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Wow, for the first time. I got a perfect score 21 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I was like this 2 weeks ago, but school is finally out.
Take a f*cking sip babes 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I've heard that if you go outside and it's hot, it's probably hot outside. Not sure though. Might just be an urban legend.
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Cows are very large friends 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
My friend got chased off a cliff by cows and she broke her leg.
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Kids today are p*ssies 19 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
My lunch did it at school? Your LUNCH did it at SCHOOl?
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
@chilledtothebone That's fine. I meant to type I think believing you were an animal in your previous life is fine.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
The definition of kin is literally "one's relatives." And that is what merriam webster says. If you don't believe me her is a link https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kin . I don't think believing you are an animal reincarnated is fine. Thinking you are an animal in a humans body, is weird and isn't normal.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
It means family/relative. But it is now also used for what Serosenpai said.
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Beauty comes in of shames and sizes 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I don't like french fries...
The first sentence explains it 80 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Maybe someones stalking you
President garrison 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
And SNL. Basically every comedian ever
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Shots fired! 63 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
This is amazing
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I prefer to go first, just to get it over with 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I love giving presentations, so when I had a good presentation I would volunteer to go first, so people who went after me wouldn't look as good.
It would be fun they said 11 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Nobody deserves that
LEMME TELL YALL RIGHT NOW!!! 18 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Same. Canada?
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Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Don't judge me. I had just finished doing a lot of math homework and I was really tired.
Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I don't get why they right in their accents. Why don't they just write in english and since it says Scottish in the title everyone would read it in a Scottish accent anyways.
Good news, everybody! 9 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Poorly Prepared Polar Bear. He's a meme
Sarcasm is my second main language. So yeah. 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I think you mean "When your sarcasm is so bad people think you're stupid." The only time people shouldn't understand your sarcasm is when they never understand sarcasm. If they can always understand it and they don't understand yours it means your sarcasm sucks.