Take a nap 43 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
I'd learn how to fly a plane so I could visit my long distance girlfriend. And I'd take a nap
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Reasons why I procrastinate 5 comments
Wow, for the first time. I got a perfect score 21 comments
Take a f*cking sip babes 7 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
I've heard that if you go outside and it's hot, it's probably hot outside. Not sure though. Might just be an urban legend.
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Cows are very large friends 7 comments
Kids today are p*ssies 19 comments
I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
@chilledtothebone That's fine. I meant to type I think believing you were an animal in your previous life is fine.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
The definition of kin is literally "one's relatives." And that is what merriam webster says. If you don't believe me her is a link https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kin . I don't think believing you are an animal reincarnated is fine. Thinking you are an animal in a humans body, is weird and isn't normal.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
It means family/relative. But it is now also used for what Serosenpai said.
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Beauty comes in of shames and sizes 2 comments
I prefer to go first, just to get it over with 4 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
I love giving presentations, so when I had a good presentation I would volunteer to go first, so people who went after me wouldn't look as good.
Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
Don't judge me. I had just finished doing a lot of math homework and I was really tired.
Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
I don't get why they right in their accents. Why don't they just write in english and since it says Scottish in the title everyone would read it in a Scottish accent anyways.
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Sarcasm is my second main language. So yeah. 2 comments
sortiack
· 7 years ago
I think you mean "When your sarcasm is so bad people think you're stupid." The only time people shouldn't understand your sarcasm is when they never understand sarcasm. If they can always understand it and they don't understand yours it means your sarcasm sucks.