I'm not saying dumb tangents aren't funny, but not every DM enjoys it when his game is brought to screeching halt every time the party collectively begins a open mic moment for five minutes or more after something funny happens,

All my questions are answered.

As an American, I cannot comprehend bread being sweeter, or any more mild than it already is. I'm half-tempted just to travel to confirm this for myself.

I'm not against sharks, and they are supremely fascinating creatures, but to assume they are harmless ocean animals is deluded at best. Respect them, but not at the expense of human life.

Sharks are carnivorous predators. and we are made out of bone, meat, tendon, fat and muscle. There are cases of various animal species, such as crocodiles, lions, tigers, bears, and even sharks, working out that humans are edible, and that there are more cases than not where a human is any threat to the predator in question. And yes, while fatalities are down, attacks are rising due to growing shark populations thanks to conservation efforts. In Australia, there are laws in place prohibiting shark hunting, despite sharks being super close to crowded beaches and attacks happening at those times. What difference is it to a shark who hunt seals who crowd along rocks and piers to humans who crowd around piers near the shallows? If a predator ever gets away with killing humans, it starts to put humans as completely viable meals to satiate the natural need for hunger.

Or just a situation where the shark wasn't hungry

Throw me to the wolves, and you will forever be haunted in your private and public moments by the chilling, dying screams of a man seized by terror, despair, and utter betrayal as he is devoured alive by predators who would do the same to you given the chance. You will always remember this, and you will be unable to tell if you truly are indifferent, or masking this painful trauma. The choice is yours.

Not in a more widespread case such as the idea about the murders on Florida in France, but more so as in being quicker on the punch than the other person, not as a retaliatory measure to a grievance you yourself have suffered. It's the case of two children who break something, and both race to get to their parents to get the blame placed on the other to escape possible punishment. It's a joke in of itself, but I'm not laughing.

*Plays Tonight int he background*

Having long legs without ample leg room makes siting for long periods absolute hell. My buttocks feel sore for an ungodly amount of time, since my legs don't get to actually relax, and have to be tensed up to fit into small areas.

*Whistles* That does sound like he's an Ikea kit short a couple of parts.

Dr Seuss wrote quite a lot of propaganda cartoons for WWII.

If anything, he has a long, thin, noodle dick if he was able to get it into the microwave with his pizza rolls. Like a strand of spaghetti.

To be fair, it was for another film, but it was still wonky to look at.