This_IsntMe

this_isntme


— This_IsntMe Report User
Kitty is ok 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That's a "Where the hell is that kitten?" "Shhhhhhh, listen for the bell" collar.
9
Good question 20 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pretty sure that is exactly how the US went from being a poor fledgling country to what it became before we drifted into stagnation.
11
I found a pigeon! What's going on mate?! 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pretty sure it's just tired out from a long squawk.
1
Don't stop believing! 15 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Are we not going to discuss those ugly hot chocolate mugs?
1
Eye don't see the problem here 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Eye'm thinking she doesn't appreciate someone's sense of humor.
1
Fun pizza 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dayummm. Multiple somebodies need a hug.
10
Ah, so that is why every song on the charts sounds the same 15 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It's because people in general are more comfortable with the familiar. They'll let their freak out once in awhile. But they'll always come back to the comfortable. And the goal is to sell.
8
Parking your car in Belgium 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Improvise, adapt,overcome.
Tesseract bubbles 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Oh. I'm sorry. By I shaped building I meant That when you leave the center by going left,right,forward or backward into an "adjacent" room,if you then go up or down you still end up in the same room that you would have found up or down from the origin room.
1
Low self-esteem is good business 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Fair enough. Point taken and noted. Some people paint their faces for fun. Got it.
4
Xmas posts are now socially acceptable 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I heard that in a grocery store today. I swear if I had a time machine Hitler would be safe. Mariah Carey , not so much.
Low self-esteem is good business 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Agreed. And dental surgeons would still fix bad teeth for real reasons other than cosmetic. I guess I was referring to the nip and tuck and enlargement surgeons.
Low self-esteem is good business 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
If you woke up,and decided while looking in the mirror at your just out of bed self that you really liked what you saw, why would you use makeup or an uncomfortable undergarment? We do it to impress others.
5
I'd have left too 14 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It's OK to date the crazy. Just don't let them know where you live.
1
Low self-esteem is good business 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pray for the cosmetic surgeons! Bless their hearts.
2
A, B or C? 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
D; Tell you that you can't have an extra nugget just because you had water instead of getting the milk.
Pray for my girl 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And he has terrible gun control. Just look at that pattern spread.
4
Well that's how you do it 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
But why? If you aren't using it and turn off Startup functions why would you uninstall a browser? Unless it's the AOL browser or something like that. You can set IE, Firefox,Opera and Chrome to just sit there until you choose one.
Car drives upside down in a tunnel 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yep, MIB kinda made this seem easy.
Baby 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yes. But inevitably as you are doing that a cousin or Aunt will walk into the kitchen.
Aunt Busybody: "What are you doing? Trying to practice kissing with a piece of pasta?"
Me: "No. I'm blowing on it to cool it so that I can bite it to see if it's done."
Aunt Annoying: "Hmm. You know you could just flick it at the wall and if it sticks it's done right? I mean if you want to stand around looking like a fish trying to kiss a piece of pasta that's up to you."
Aunt walks out into living room.
"Hey everybody. This is in the kitchen acting like a fish kissing the spaghetti noodles."
2
Perfect photo 1 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Good Boi does a hold up.
4
Baby 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
But it does result in a burnt tongue. Which is a whole other drama.
Trans kicked out of uber, lies about it 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
This is at best he said/she said. Maybe it happened either way. Maybe the driver asked if she had a dick and she said "Yeah, Wanna see?" If I were an Uber driver and if a trans whipped it out for pictures, as long as they aren't putting it on the upholstery or flying it out the window, why would I care? I'd be focused on traffic in front of me and driving.
Baby 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I was taught that it's how you tell if it is done. If it falls off it's still not done yet. If it sticks you turn it off and drain it.
12
Tesseract bubbles 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
A tesseract is the 4d extrapolation of a cube. If drawn in 2D it looks like a cube within a cube. The 3D version would appear as above. If you could interact with a tesseract in 4D it would appear as a room in which each wall was another room of the same size. if you walked in one direct , say forward, then the third room that you enter would be the same room that you started in.However if you walked backwards,left, right, straight up or straight down, the third room that you enter would be the room where you started as well.
1