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That's a hard one 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
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If anyone of you are in Pyeongchang, just go to the Norway team and ask for eggs 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Meh 16 days and 109 team members. if everybody ate one egg per day it would be 1744. So either way the chefs screwed up.
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Surprised 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'll get two day hires to go out and dig the holes. And then dig like two or three more holes just in case.
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What is this post about? 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You. I like.
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What is this post about? 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Both. It's like a hooker in your trunk. It's both alive and dead until you open the trunk.
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Surprised 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Just remember the rug, a rental car in somebody else's name and someone to help with the body.
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That's how you get USA involved 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
What do we need oil for? We are already exporting it. We have a surplus. Now that we are shale rock drilling we have more than we can use.
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If anyone of you are in Pyeongchang, just go to the Norway team and ask for eggs 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Niggas in N.Korea be looking across like "dayum, remember when we had chickens?"
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Genius 1 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
We've had the ability to voice write forever. In the 1980's there was a Voice to Type program for AOL.
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What is this post about? 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Maybe it's John Cena in a box?
I can relate 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And ....this is how time freeze hentai was born.
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I wonder why this happens though. 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Someone probably died so we could have Cashew nuts.
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"Fight me, you cowards." 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That goose just knows it can call in the 2nd Australian Emu Squadron as backup.
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Was wondering 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah. Dogs have no concept of time. It's "My bladder is full" or "They'll be back in a minute."
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Teach her a lesson 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
OMG Avril Lavigne is still alive?
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I have sinned 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I always picture that scene from Kingsmen.
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Believe in yourself 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It's probably a sewn together pullover. My friend used to wear these when she was in college.
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50/50 Finland 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Wait? Finland exists? I thought it was just something the Swedes and those other people that watch Thor and sing that annoying song from that movie about that girl made up.
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It's heavily implied 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
He's a frost giant for goodness sake. And he can shape change. And yes Hulk could still throw him through the Sun. I'm pretty sure he uses the shape changing thing to get chicks and piss off his adopted brother.
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You can now buy breast implants for anime huggy pillows in Japan 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look. You, and every girl you thought had nice ones , can just type chicken cutlets on Amazon.
Lit af 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The Darn Canadians came down here in 1814 and did the same thing to our White House. But we got over it.
The truth has been spoken 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
5 days a week? that's like every day except weekends.
So That's What Started It 39 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I can get paid to eat Yorkshire puddings?
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Can someone rectify this? 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look. Someone threw a stone in the pond.
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Toast 14 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The answer is 1. It's all about triangles. Cheese sandwiches, toast, pizza, nachos. relationships,it's all about triangles.
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