You're cool. Just don't float around in the ocean for years. It's much easier to sink to the bottom. The crabs and lobsters will take care of the barnacles and everything else.

Exactly. I would so give one of those to my next ex on a stand with one of those photocells that only light up in the dark under it. It would be a nightlite and a fire extinguisher all in one. Now that's a future Valentine's present.

Purple. Or violet, maybe Indigo?

It's the US of A. We overreach sometimes to make up for past indiscretions. We even give extra points on college entrance exams to minorities.

OK, OK. That's what I get for playing too many RPGs. If y'all say red is health then red is health.

That looks like a potion that you buy to refill your Mana.

No. Legally all employers can set aside positions for certain demographics. When a male responds to the question,"why is there this gap in your employment?" and he says "Stay at home dad" it doesn't fit into the gap in employment stay at home mom demographic. It's legal. My lawyer and the State have said so.

Nope.

Hmmmm. Somebody should have told parents the same thing about children.

I would love a video of the hockey stick guy taking a nap in an" Intern room " and he wakes up to cyberdoge flexing it's pincers above his head.

You could tell when the whole thing went sideways. He pulled the tail and something fell off. And the person in charge was like "OK, that's enough. We are making a promotional video. Won't do us any good if you show that the thing falls apart." And then no further interaction and it went through the door.

Ah, but there is something about rolling over annoyed and then seeing that calm sweet face curled up in the blanket.
It will make you reevaluate your needs.

Effect is also a verb.
The general manager effected change in the momentum of the game by swapping out pitchers.

You would be correct.

And the link leads to a series of photos with captions. Each of them on a different click page even though they could be on a slideshow.

Searra's cousin isn't adjusting well to her having a husband, adopting and a nice double wide on a lot with trees.