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Excuse me ma’am, but I can see your....... Oh, never mind 6 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
OK, I'm not one of those people(Whoever they are) and I fully support breastfeeding. But WTH does this child not have on a diaper of some sort?
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Would buy.. 9 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
It's like a cheap Austin Powers rip-off. But good luck to the production company.
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Love me father 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'd kick it walk left and GTFO. Maybe I'm playing the wrong game.
Try it 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Has absolutely nothing to do with this.
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So much was at steak 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
We needed a Stake sauce because Lincoln was killing all the vampires.
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Spain trip 10 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
One way or round trip? And remember one way has to include some form of marriage.
Spain trip 10 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Y'know sitting at the back of the plane and two changes would be worth $3000 to me. Maybe not you. I'm just saying.
Why Australians lock their doors 8 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Good heavens. Are you a writer in the Jurassic World series?
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Damn true 9 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Adorkable. , it's adorkable when it's people now. It's adorable with animals. But if it's sapiens it's adorkable.
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Bamboozled 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
I used to live on a place numbered 4. OK, It was at the end of the cul-de-sac. There were three houses. Somehow the USPS decided F-It 1, 2 4. And then frequently when things were shipped to 4 they were all 'Uhm whatever. Only three houses here. Doesn't exist."
Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
"was given and is their figure for “middle class” families of a combined income of $50-mid 100k a year. Lower income families average around $174k, "
So there were two thumbs up to Guest's statement that said this. Do you two even do math?
Hmmm 6 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
City would have noticed. I'm believing he had a secret nuclear power station. I mean he hid a laboratory from everybody except his annoying sister.
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Jeff 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Jeff Goldblum: Hey look, this is uhmmm it's a plant.
Boom . Money!
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Barack meets Barack 2 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Those teefs. Even the white guy in the back got dem teefs out.
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Smooth 8 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Was she surprised? Did she follow through? Girls be lying sometimes.
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Spain trip 10 comments
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Breakfast in jail 6 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
It's a pancake with biscuits and gravy? Maybe an egg thing, omelette.
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Makes sense to me... (The Objective of Golf) 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Golf is people getting angry at themselves because they could have done a little bit better. It's life on a short term scale. It's also an amazing reason to wave down the beer cart girl and tip her really well. And gentlemen, that's life.
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Why Australians lock their doors 8 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
And the crocs. Roos, crocs and the koalas. Roos crocs,koalas and sloths. And your cousin Steve with the Ute. Uhm just lock the damn door.
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He stares into your soul 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Without the comic I just assumed it was the clock on the microwave that I never reset.
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Nerd 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Oh and Sasha Grey is aging well.
Nerd 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Part of the appeal, and I'm not making a sexist comment,(Which means anything I comment will be sexist] was the tight work shirt and perky attitude.
Evening stroll 2 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Everything is cool when your part of a team
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
That's 13 K per year. A little over 1K per month . I have no idea who's a$$pulled that number out and handed it off. Butt it seems a bit high.
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
They had 2 more kids so that man had 16 kids.
OK. I like you and I love your posts. But right there I was like Dafuq? There were already 3 kids and she had 2 more? How , and maybe I live somewhere that costs too much, but how is 5 even a sustainable decision?