timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
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Hilary 2016 9 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
You've been here a while, huh?
How to boost your confidence! 9 comments
Make a guess 18 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
*smiles*
*looks like a drunk seal on meth*
Maybe it's better if I don't.
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*looks like a drunk seal on meth*
Maybe it's better if I don't.
No survivors 8 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Key of advice, hold the spoon at a sharp angle with the bowl part lower down. The water will flow down the spoon and wash it instead of launching off it.
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Make a guess 18 comments
Suddenly Salad 4 comments
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
You can create any item out of nothing, AKA create anything but dark matter.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
#showerthoughts 9 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
And technically, you can.
Simply enter a room with an airlock. Attach a noose to one of the walls that DON'T have the airlock. Above it it great, but if that doesn't work the other 4 walls/roofs/floors will work fine.
Step into the noose and ensure it's tightened. Then open the airlock. Either manually or automatically.
The air flowing out will simulate a gravity that you can then use to hang yourself with.
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Simply enter a room with an airlock. Attach a noose to one of the walls that DON'T have the airlock. Above it it great, but if that doesn't work the other 4 walls/roofs/floors will work fine.
Step into the noose and ensure it's tightened. Then open the airlock. Either manually or automatically.
The air flowing out will simulate a gravity that you can then use to hang yourself with.
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Well if I can throw up shit at people, how is the 7th slice of pizza a weakness?
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#showerthoughts 9 comments
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Okay, let's say there is no knock-back. It's only traveling at escape velocity when it leaves my mouth. Therefore, without continued propulsion, wind resistance, gravity, and other factors that with ANY amount of physics would exist, will take hold and the projectile vomit would slow down. Granted, moving at that speed would take a bit and still do considerable damage without moving at full, but it would not technically be moving at escape velocity.
Even more, it's only what I ate. So I basically only have one shot before I have to reload by stuffing my face with chocolate pastries and pie.
Oh shit, I'm over analysing again. Sorry.
Even more, it's only what I ate. So I basically only have one shot before I have to reload by stuffing my face with chocolate pastries and pie.
Oh shit, I'm over analysing again. Sorry.
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Okay, that's slightly different. Surly that would launch ME into space because every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and I would die in the vacuum?
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Bruh, I already have that ability. Simple as your finger down your throat.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
timebender25
· 7 years ago
You have 4th wall breaks and a poison effect to your attacks. You can also never stop smiling.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments