timebender25
"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.— TimeBender25 Report User
Steadfast laughable Crab 4 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
Disregarding that last comment for the sake of the children.
Fishy Fun Day #30: Poem Game Edition 9 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
A passionate man who loves fish is yet meek,
He tends to his store, they're his books to keep.
A war rages on, in stress is an island trip,
The man on the pier, his foot yet slips.
He find him alive, and with fin for hand,
Signaling the ships in any way he can.
Denying sonar it's basic functions,
He directs missiles to their terminal junctions.
With two fish and a crab, the battles are won,
I can't stand the movie, that's it I'm done.
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Edited 5 years ago
He tends to his store, they're his books to keep.
A war rages on, in stress is an island trip,
The man on the pier, his foot yet slips.
He find him alive, and with fin for hand,
Signaling the ships in any way he can.
Denying sonar it's basic functions,
He directs missiles to their terminal junctions.
With two fish and a crab, the battles are won,
I can't stand the movie, that's it I'm done.
Steadfast laughable Crab 4 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
IDK man, eggs are basically round and you ain't catchin' me eatin' no balls.
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I threw Dublin the ball. Guess where it landed first 3 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
Clearly in the mud, because I don't want to think that that spot has a more biological origin.
Anon is a piss lover 4 comments
Would you go? 8 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
I thought it was a traffic cone on his head at first but I'm absolutely going to his party regardless.
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Listen here you little s*** 3 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
The "I'll have you..." of the copypasta is cut off. We will never know if it was capitalized properly or not.
Sorry, perfectionists 7 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
It appears this section of the gsme had begun to collapse due to Narrative Intervention. Quickly Stanley, return back to the beginning of the story and do it right this time.
F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
It's engraved in my heart and soul because I played Zombies mode a lot with my brothers but we were never actually good at it.
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F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
I don't know *exactly* what he says because it's hard to hear. But the Zombies mode on the 360 had that voice clip play the first time you picked up a power up in a game. I forget the name of the dude it's supposed to be, I think it starts with an R?
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Juicy Juice Hypotenuse 2 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
Every so often I'm reminded of Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Every so often, I lose my shit at the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse of the post.
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Every so often, I lose my shit at the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse of the post.
F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
*egregious coughing*
"Sorry, jsut getting used to ze aether. Needs half a paunch of ice. Anyways."
" M A X A M M O "
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"Sorry, jsut getting used to ze aether. Needs half a paunch of ice. Anyways."
" M A X A M M O "
Ooooooooh we're half way there, Whoa, Givin' out some prayers 1 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
Can't wait for the gov't to shut this down because they "Don't have the proper permits" or some unethical bullshit.
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Relatable 2 comments
Low Intelligence is fun sometimes 4 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
My brother watched this show a lot a while back, and I watched a it with him occasionally. It's pretty good, but I only vaguely remember it.
I do remember this line though.
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I do remember this line though.
Awkward eye-contact in-coming 2 comments
hug your homies with extra chromies 3 comments
timebender25
· 5 years ago
Having more chromosomes than the standard set can lead to a large variety of mental and physical health defects. Downs Syndrome is one example.
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