What kind of fucking owner even let that happen

I'm not even 30 but a anaesthesiologist and a puppy breeder and handsome. I'm down for that

The problem is that they don't add up to 100

I can literally have two diffrent conversations with one person while talking and apping them

Get a proper catio then

It's almost like they're trying to compensate for something

In a room with 30 same looking dogs I'm pretty confident that I can spot my own dog

I honestly thought it was my oven playing up untill it came on the news. I always used the oven to see what time it was untill I started running late ervery once in a while

You're gonna love my dog

On the job we once had a labrador to puke since he had eaten lady's garnments. The puke was accompanied with a terrible sour smell since the dog apparently also had eaten a big ass herring. And since the herring came out with the lingerie he tried to eat the whole fucking thing again.

I was allowed to work and pay rent

Me realizing I left the stove on

Does he have feet

I'm never enough