I saved this for a friend 46 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
That said, given the average penis size is less than 6 inches, and that's NOT a hard thing to find out, I still think it's far more considerate if you know this is a common issue you have, to mention it to the guy beforehand. He has the option of excusing himself, then. But that's just me, personally, and clearly everyone is different
I saved this for a friend 46 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
The fact that the guy has his pants off and his penis exposed to a girl he just met and isn't in a relationship with who then rejects him based on the size of his penis size implies strongly that the original intention was to have sex, so I find that point a bit moot (no offence).
Also, while I can concede that diameter does play a pretty major role, the post wasn't getting into diameter and total displacement, merely length. And most men I've encountered, when asked, do seem to know the general length of their penises. Then again, I don't go around asking most men I know about it, so that is admittedly not the largest sample size. Still, most women don't have the length of 6 inches exactly imprinted in their brains, either. As you say, sometimes it is more of an eyeballing thing
Also, while I can concede that diameter does play a pretty major role, the post wasn't getting into diameter and total displacement, merely length. And most men I've encountered, when asked, do seem to know the general length of their penises. Then again, I don't go around asking most men I know about it, so that is admittedly not the largest sample size. Still, most women don't have the length of 6 inches exactly imprinted in their brains, either. As you say, sometimes it is more of an eyeballing thing
Spinning woman optical illusion 10 comments
Purgatory 2 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
...Cats also have been known to purr when they're stressed, anxious, and/or dying
I'll leave now
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I'll leave now
Worst pain known to man 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
"The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital, where he is expected to remain for three or four weeks. But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he will not be charged with any crime. The guy's gone through enough pain," said the store manager. "I think he has learned his lesson. I doubt if he'll ever steal again.""
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Worst pain known to man 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
I can't find the original article, but here's the transcript:
"A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Police say the 24 year old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorney creatures were finally removed when emergency medics prided them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically,it as a do-it-yourself vasectomy,said the doctor. The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time but he will never be able to father children.
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"A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Police say the 24 year old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorney creatures were finally removed when emergency medics prided them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically,it as a do-it-yourself vasectomy,said the doctor. The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time but he will never be able to father children.
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Worst pain known to man 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Oh really? Haha that's awesome. I hadn't actually seen it in a few years..nice to know it's been making the rounds again!
Now the question becomes, did you hear about the man who got more or less castrated by a lobster he'd attempted to steal..
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Now the question becomes, did you hear about the man who got more or less castrated by a lobster he'd attempted to steal..
It was all going so well, but then Japan just HAD to bomb Pearl Harbour 6 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Tbh, if Hitler had succeeded in conquering Europe, it would only have been a matter of time before he came after America, and if he had waited, they'd probably have been better equipped to deal with America. I don't know if he'd win with the entire force of Europe and Japan at his back, but it's still probably better for everyone that America got involved no later than when it did
I saved this for a friend 46 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Tbh, that would be something to me you'd establish before you've taken the guy somewhere and had him take his pants off, and likely gotten him sexually excited. May not be the least awkward conversation, but better than wasting someone's time and making them feel like shit over something you could easily bring up (the puns make themselves at this point) beforehand.
Nobody is obligated to have sex at any point, but just seems like if this is something you know you have an issue with, you could save the guy a lot of time and humiliation
Nobody is obligated to have sex at any point, but just seems like if this is something you know you have an issue with, you could save the guy a lot of time and humiliation
Banana Art by Stephan Brusche 4 comments
Watermelon is a risky investment 11 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
I read awhile ago the best way to find a watermelon is to look for one that's more oval than round, and has a large yellow spot on one side. The spot is the area the watermelon has been resting on when it was growing.
I can't guarantee how accurate this is, but I *DID* pick out a watermelon using this guideline last week, and it was one of the best ones I've had in awhile. Then again, I've never had a watermelon that tasted like cucumber
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I can't guarantee how accurate this is, but I *DID* pick out a watermelon using this guideline last week, and it was one of the best ones I've had in awhile. Then again, I've never had a watermelon that tasted like cucumber
It was all going so well, but then Japan just HAD to bomb Pearl Harbour 6 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Basically, if just a couple things had gone different, we'd all likely be speaking German right now, but we're all very happy that that's not the case
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Deadpool and Spiderman are Heartmates 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
It's the "Spiderman/Deadpool MU (Monsters Unleashed)" comic, Issue #1. FYI, be very cautious if you ever google spiderman/deadpool, it can go awry very quickly.
You can read it here:
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1-MU?id=103000
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Complete with deadpool shenanigans, web-origami, and Spiderman kicking himself in the head
You can read it here:
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1-MU?id=103000
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Complete with deadpool shenanigans, web-origami, and Spiderman kicking himself in the head
Worst pain known to man 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
I remember reading about this happening to some guy at a beach, where he went into the water (which was cold), and then sat, naked, on a beach chair (which had slats in it) in the sun for awhile. The sun is warm.
I have no idea what it would feel like to attempt to stand up, only to be stopped by something yanking on your testicles, but it doesn't really sound pleasant. He had to get beach services to cut the chair to free him.
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I have no idea what it would feel like to attempt to stand up, only to be stopped by something yanking on your testicles, but it doesn't really sound pleasant. He had to get beach services to cut the chair to free him.
Preparations for the Second Great Emu War(2018, Colourized) 8 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Why would they do this with emus and not cassowaries? Cassowaries are halfway there already.
Actually, why would they do this at all?
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Actually, why would they do this at all?
Doggerinos 3 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Also: Grapes/Raisins have been known to cause kidney failure in cats and dogs.
Avocado and Macadamia nuts are also off the list. Some species of lily are also highly toxic to them when ingested
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Avocado and Macadamia nuts are also off the list. Some species of lily are also highly toxic to them when ingested
Doesn't make sense 4 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
I thought the point WAS they were lactose intolerant. Otherwise, I don't particularly understand why they put "milk" on the list, since there's literally half a dozen other common beverages that would hurt your stomach far more. Coke/Soda comes to mind. Milk is down near the bottom with water to me
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World record for tightest parallel parking 6 comments
xvarnah
· 5 years ago
The real trick will be to see him get his car out of there later, assuming the other two haven't left
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1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2/3 cup cocoa powder
1 1/4 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 to 2 (16 ounces each) cans vanilla frosting
A 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer