cakelover comments - FunSubstance

cakelover

Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

— Cake

Share Contacts

Report User

Not sure which way gravity acts 7 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Trampolines are capable of bending space-time, so any way could be up on this gif

In the End 7 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

@title
It doesn't even matter

Parked car runs over cyclist 9 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Doesn't matter, it's very stupid of him to not be able to see a whopping 1.5 tonnes of metal in front of him.
What if a kid stepped out in front of him?

Are you Sirius? He was such a good kid too! 8 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Spend some time being someone else's ray of sunshine :) 4 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Yes.
I'm on a C-130 en route to your location, I will seek an attractive young lady to complete the mission. Should all else fail, I will do it myself.
I sacrifice a lot on these missions for Queen and Country, but knowing you get a cuddle is reward enough for me

Spend some time being someone else's ray of sunshine :) 4 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

@yukihaki just remember you're never alone bro
Also we need to work on getting you a cuddle, 5 years since your last one is way too long

I am so stupid 81 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

My brother hit me on the head with a spade, giving me a Harry Potter scar

Another immortal 4 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Eminem's stepbrother

Don't let your guard down 3 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

I feel that title is really unappreciated

Pepsi vs Coke 14 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Oh. Guess I was looking in the wrong place then

Pepsi vs Coke 14 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

I just really liked her, um, t-shirt

Pepsi vs Coke 14 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

I've been looking at this picture for the last 3 minutes and I haven't seen any branding at all

Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

This sounds awesome!
By the way, I would cover @yukihaki in peanut butter and lick it off ;)

Let me help you 18 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Free jock straps
Message me a picture of your.....hold up, this is not a good idea. I don't want to see other guys' junk

Not.A.Cop strikes again 7 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

*Fornicate the constabulary

Let me help you 18 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

I'm a 40A

For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Fifty shades of Wonderwoman

All aboard 12 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

The last guy looks like Robert Downey Junior

Any experts here know what kind of snake is this? 12 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

No, swans (or lesser orange-beaked snakes as shown here) are definitely arseholes. They hiss and flap at you when you get close, and they're actually quite big so it can be intimidating

Learning is a mistake 4 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Faultless logic

Any experts here know what kind of snake is this? 12 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

The lesser orange-beaked snake, a rare sight indeed

I don't know why but I'm strangely attracted to her. 16 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

Same, though mine is very dark and thus appears to grow quite quickly

Come to space 15 comments

cakelover · 6 years ago

As are all my jokes, but hey