captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Depression jokes can only be made online 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Really? Cause teachers have asked me how I was doing before, and I legit said 'Dead inside'
They laughed.
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They laughed.
Doggo doin a heckin’ good flirt 30 comments
Virgin logic 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
*sound of seven guys screaming because the part you open to drink the soda has sharp edges*
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I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Because its unfair, the crazy vagina hats aren't allowed to fly the planes and draw vaginas. So the armed forces can't do it because theres no retaliation to that one-up. Gotta at least give em a chance.
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Asking the important questions 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
'Planet that inhabits alien life form'
I'm not a grammar major, so tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the construction of that sentence, wouldn't it mean they found an alien, with a planet in it?
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I'm not a grammar major, so tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the construction of that sentence, wouldn't it mean they found an alien, with a planet in it?
In retrospect 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Plot twist: He already has the kid. This 'kid' is a 26 year old man who refuses to move out.
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The whole isle went quiet 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Yeah so? When I first started my cashier job, one of the workers there had a fairly fresh scar under her eye. I didn't bring it up, but someone else did ask. She got in a knife fight. All she said was 'This isn't bad compared to the other guy.' But here's the thing. She is one of the nicest, smartest people I've met. Unless you're just a dick who fucks around with people for no reason, she would be a great friend. She is literally the personification of the whole 'badass with a soft side' thing.
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Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 18 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
If it's animated, I can guarantee that a live action version movie will be made that would be so much worse than if the show started as live action
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Body is a temple 8 comments
Jokes 12 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
That would be trade dress then, which protects the looks, packaging, and such, then.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
Wtf, was it Shrek? 6 comments
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
Jokes 12 comments
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
That doesn't happen, because evolution is extremely slow. It takes a couple hundred years before there are large noticable changes. But yes there is evidence of animals branching into different species. Which, of course, is also something that takes a long time, a few thousand years give-or-take.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Uh no. I have no interest in sharing small, and seriously inane parts of my life. Why would anyone care about what someone else is eating from half the world away??? None of the current social media crap like that makes any sense to me. I only have Facebook to talk to family or people that are otherwise difficult to contact. I have FS cause memes. There are only about three other things I do on the internet. Tv/Movie stuff, finding images and textures for a bit of editing in paint.net (new hobby), and well... that one's probably best not said. But, the meaning is still there.
Cartoonized portrait pt.5 (Pitty) 48 comments
~sincerely a broke dude with adhd