*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw*

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Rte I will cut you

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*stabs RWBY too*

4

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Do you WANT to be cut with this?
http://rs1279.pbsrc.com/albums/y537/Tatsutetsu/RWBY%20Crescent%20Rose/Reference_zps3a0cab6b.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*steals it and stabs RWBY with it*

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Rte
Crescent Rose is a scythe
You just stabbed me with a scythe
Wtf

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Be jealous

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Jealous?
No
Why

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Be jealous of my superior scythe-wielding skills

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I'm not jealous of that
Besides only I know that it's also a gun
Oh shit

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

yES *pulls trigger*

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NONONO

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YESYESYES

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WHYYYY

1

deleted · 7 years ago

I need an adult here

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
No offense of course

2

deleted · 7 years ago

I was here the whole time

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

*gasp* you stalker you!

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*points gun at both RWBY and rea*

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

REA RUN!

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I actually have no idea how to use this... Well it's never to late to learn!

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I don't suggest you mess with it. It might blow your head off.

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I'm not messing with it. I'm just holding it with my mouth while I figure out how the trigger works

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NONONO

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YE- *boom*

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

DAMMIT RTE WHAT DID I SAY

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*takes out a shovel* we gotta hide the evidence.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Fine by me!

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Ummmm guys my head really hurts... Wait! How'd I get covered in dirt?

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Uhh..no idea!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

RWBY what'd you do

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

nooothing

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

RWBY WHY IS THERE A TOMBSTONE MARKED "HERE LIES RTE"

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NO REASON!
UHHH @reasenpai,should we "finish the job" bc I think I know how!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

NOOOOOO *starts erratic stabbing spree*

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

HEY!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

STAB STAB

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T STAB

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WELL THIS ONE CAN

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NOT IF I HAVE A SAY IN IT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

THIS
*SHOOTS YOU IN THE CHEST WITH AN ARROW*

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*rips out arrow* COOL MORE STABBY TOOLS

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NOOO! *does this to you: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/O1p7FO0GAcWdy-VPDFD-qba6I_It92HhGnwC4Zf1y0VHAo7YXIJ_iMNQvIFcknWXzwXfi4DIfw=w540-h270-no *

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ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

COOL FIRE *touches rwby's face*

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

HEY!!

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*bashes RTE's head with shovel* nah.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Thanks rea

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*stands up* COOL THERES A DENT IN MY SKULL

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

YOU'RE INSANE

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

NO IM NOT

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

YES YOU ARE

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

NO IM NOT

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

PROVE IT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

INSANITY IS A LEGAL TERM ONLY USED WHEN TRYING TO PLEAD INSANITY WHEN YOURE ON TRIAL. I AM NOT ON TRIAL SO THEREFORE I AM NOT INSANE

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

THEN I WILL PUT YOU ON TRIAL

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

FOR WHAT CRIME

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

THERES NO PROOF I DID THAT BESIDES I HAVE A RIGHT TO A LAWYER

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

FINE YOU WILL RECEIVE A COURT APPOINTED ATTORNEY
AND I'M STILL GATHERING THE DAMN EVIDENCE BC THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WAIT HOW DO I KNOW THAT MY ATTORNEY IS LEGIT AND WHOS THE JUDGE AND THE JURORS

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

UHHH..@serosenpai @reasenpai WE NEED YOU TO BE JUDGES
IDK ABOUT THE JURORS THO

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ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

THERES ONLY ONE JUDGE

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NOT IN MY COURT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WE NEED 12 JURORS

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

12 FSERS THEN
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE HELP

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

kisnotundercover, friskyfox, ummmmm

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

@spazz seems okay so he can be a juror

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Oh shit I forgot the @

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Haha sucks to be you
Hmmm...@the_gayming_singer..@barbaragordon..who else?

1

deleted · 7 years ago

@rebeccawolfweb ?

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rwby_rose · 7 years ago

They seem cool so yeah

1

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

I'm here, who has summoned me?

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Me
We need jurors. Ruinedeffect is on trial.

1

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Okay, yeah. I'm going to have to agree that ruinedeffect is probably insane. Depending on the other rulings, I can take him to Arkham if the judges see fit.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

She's a female but alright

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

THEN WE WILL PROVE YOU GUILTY!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

BUT IM NOT GUILTY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

TO ME YOU ARE

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WELL YOUR WORDS DONT EQUAL EVIDENCE

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*sees about it* YEP IM NOT GUILTY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I SAID WE'LL NOT WELL
WELL WOULD IMPLY I ONLY WANT YOU TO SEE ABOUT IT
WE'LL IMPLIES I WANT OTHERS TO SEE ABOUT IT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WELL I SAW ABOUT IT AND IM NOT GUILTY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WELL YOUR SIGHT MEANS NOTHING

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I DIDNT USE SIGHT I USED FEELING

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

YOU HAVE THOSE?

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

RUDE

1

the_gayming_singer · 7 years ago

I'm not going to read all of this da faq do you want

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I WAS KIDDING

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

And gayming we need you to be a juror

2

the_gayming_singer · 7 years ago

For what

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Rte is on trial for attempted homicide.

2

the_gayming_singer · 7 years ago

*shots rte* okay no trial goodbye

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

But gayming that defeats the whole purpose of the trial!

2

the_gayming_singer · 7 years ago

Okay but he's dead. No trial. Bam. Saves everyone some time.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

*she
But I wanted to try her for attempting to kill me ;_;

2

the_gayming_singer · 7 years ago

Okay well she's dead bye

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

GAYMING U LIL SHIT

1

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

Holy crap, I go on lunch break and the accused is dead?! This is some cop drama shiznik right here.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Mmmhm
Gayming what do you have to say for yourself

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Guys I'm not dead

1

barbaragordon · 7 years ago

HOLY MOTHER OF PLOT TWISTS

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

YAAAAY

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY

1

spazz · 7 years ago

Someone said Juror? >.>

2

spazz · 7 years ago

GUILTY!!!! EXECUTE UPON SIGHT!!!

2

deleted · 7 years ago

*wakes up and frantically bangs the gavel*

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

SPAZZ WHAT THE SHIT

1

spazz · 7 years ago

I saw the opportunity to abuse power, and I seized it!! >:D

2

spazz · 7 years ago

EXECUTION WITHDRAWN. The culprit will be given a slap on the neck and will be made to walk on legos for 10 minutes

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

That's better..

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I WILL NOT

1

spazz · 7 years ago

YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITAAAAAAY!!!??

3

deleted · 7 years ago

*yawns*...As the judge I approve the trial.

2

spazz · 7 years ago

Fuck yes!

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

DO IT RTE

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*grabs giant hammer*
I AM JUDGE
I AM JURY
AND
I
AM
EXECUTIONER

3

deleted · 7 years ago

Are you bread too

2

deleted · 7 years ago

*swings it at rea*

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

SERO
USE NORA'S HAMMER!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I WAS GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES WTH HAPPENED

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*ducks* wHOA WHOA THERE.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

DON'T ASK RTE BC I HAVE NO CLUE

1

spazz · 7 years ago

YES, I FORESEE PAIN, DESTRUCTION AND SUFFERING *has a spaz attack*

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deleted · 7 years ago

Can I just kill everyone now?

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Fiiine

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*calls an air strike* see y'all in hell.

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

What part of I can't die don't you get

1

deleted · 7 years ago

I'm Making it easy for everyone else.

2

deleted · 7 years ago

*swinging around multiple times killing misc people*

3

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*pokes gently with ATOMIC BOMB*

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

THAT ISN'T GENTLY WTF

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Oops, sorry I meant DETONATES ON.

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

DAMMIT YOU

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

:)

3

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

This silvermyth person. I like them

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Of course you do

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ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*adds to my list of favorite FS users*

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Who all is on that list

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Are you asking bc you want to know or are you asking bc you want to know if you're on the list

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Uhh
Bc I want to know? *nervous face*

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Well if you must know: yes you're on the list

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

YAAAAY! :D

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Ok ok that's enough

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Oh come on tin man

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

What

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

(─‿‿─)

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rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Tin man
As in you actually have a heart

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

But I don't

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Yes you do

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*checks pulse* nope nothing

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Oh come on

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Seriously I can't find it

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Try again

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*tries again* nope

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Again?

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Yes again

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

No I mean try one more time

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Ohhhhh yeah I got nothing

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Goddammit

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ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Am I broken

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

No clue!

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Checking my own pulse and detecting two heartbeats...
WoooooOooooohOooooh

3

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Goddammit I don't watch doctor who so I don't know how to deal with you

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Well at least you got it.
Close enough!

3

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I'm just gonna assume I'm dead

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Yeah probably
And I feel like @silvermyth is responsible

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

you're next

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rwby_rose · 7 years ago

O shit

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YAYY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WHY YAY?

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

So you will have company in purgatory.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Well
Shit

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YAYY

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NOOO

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

BUT IT WILL BE FUN

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Go to purgatory with @ruinedeffect they said. It would be fun they said.

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rwby_rose · 7 years ago

It's not fun!

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

It is fun
Ooh look over there it's endless suffering *grabs rwby's arm* LETS GOOO

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

NOOO
@silvermyth HALP

1

spazz · 7 years ago

Someone said endless suffering? @u@

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

SPAZZ YOU STAY OUT OF THIS

1

spazz · 7 years ago

DANG IT >:U

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

SPAZZ IS HERE
WE SHOULD ALL GO ON THE ENDLESS SUFFERING RIDE TOGETHER

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

RTE NO

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

RTE YES

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I SAID NO

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WELL I SAID YES SO WE ARE GOING

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WHY

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

BC IT LOOKS FUN AND YOU CAN BUY PICTURES OF YOUR HORRIFIED EXPRESSIONS

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

THIS ISN'T DISNEY DAMMIT

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

YES IT IS
EVERYTHING IS OWNED BY DISNEY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WELL YEAH BUT STILL

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

IT MAKES SENSE THAT THEY OWN PURGATORY

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

MAYBE

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I'm taking that as a yes

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Not necessarily

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Well too bad

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Hmph

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Yep

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

So why do you wanna go to purgatory anyway

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Oh I dunno

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

How can you not know??

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

I just felt like it would be fun

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

FUN??

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Yeah fun

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

You're insane

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

We've been over this. I can't be labeled as insane except in a legal situation

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I will declare another legal situation if need be

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Then go ahead

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

We need jurors tho

1 · Edited 7 years ago

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Then get some fucking jurors

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

We can get a few lawyers from purgatory, but they are mostly in hell.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Well then let's go to hell

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*puts on protective medallion* Let's go.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

FUCK YEAH
So how do we get there

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*wakes up again* I'm already suffering in hell so

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Well take us there!

1

deleted · 7 years ago

Gotcha. Uh... *rummages through bag and somehow throws a portal on the ground leading to hell* Welp. Jump in.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

*jumps in* THIS IS TRIPPY

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

WOOOOOII

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

I DON'T LIKE HELL

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Oh joy

3

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

HELL IS GR8

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*casually walks through the portal* you'll get used to the flashing colors if you travel though this portal a lot. Next stop, the first level of Hell.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Well this is gonna be an adventure

2

deleted · 7 years ago

*the portal ends and we end up in the first circle of hell* welcome. These people are infested with The Unbaptized and the Pagans.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Ouch,poor them

2

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

RWBY LETS TAKE A SELFIE WITH THEM

1

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

WHAT NO WTF

1

deleted · 7 years ago

*shrugs* Eh. Whatever. They tend to grab your ankles so, get ready to kick if you need to. *casually walks past them*

1

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

*snaps pic* aw you were screaming *posts to Instagram*

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

Dammit rte *picks a person up and drops them on rte*

1

deleted · 7 years ago

(Fff, can we take this to a chat? There's too many comments here and it takes forever into load here))*sighs*

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

(Aw okay if rte is cool with it) no sighing rea!

2

deleted · 7 years ago

(Gotcha) *walks into an elevator and signals the rest of us* to the second level.

2

rwby_rose · 7 years ago

(I'll start a chat now)
The second level better not be scary

1

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I live for scary.

2

spazz · 7 years ago

WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP *drags a cricket bat behind him* :P

3 · Edited 7 years ago

ruinedeffect · 7 years ago

Woo

2

silvermyth · 7 years ago

No, we're going in my favorite ship.

2

late_commenter · 5 years ago

'*stabs someone with straw*'
*243 MORE REPLIES HIDDEN*
*click*
'No, we're going in my favorite ship'

1 · Edited 5 years ago

la · 5 years ago

Username fits

1

late_commenter · 5 years ago

No post is safe from my comments clutches!

la · 5 years ago

You should go to the very first post

late_commenter · 5 years ago

I tried googling the first post on FunSubstance, but nothing came up. It continues to evade me...

la · 5 years ago

Do you want the link? Or shall the great legend continue.

1

late_commenter · 5 years ago

Yes, YES! Provide the link, and my power will grow tenfold!! You will be rewarded handsomely if you comply...

1 · Edited 5 years ago

silvermyth · 5 years ago

Alright, but first let’s get into my favourite ship; the S.S. YEET!

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