If you can't avoid close combat

why not jump in water?

I like the kangaroo one

Lmao I don't think youre gonna fight off a full grown grizzly by punching its nose

Useful

SAVE THE BEES

I like how it's this big long list of defences, and then then there's a potato. And no one points it out

That last one was the most important and useful

I think I d have a heart attack if I was agressed by most of these

When will we ever need to know the potato one??

In the event that you NEED to fight a domesticated dog, your head isn't TOO much of an issue, mostly protect your neck since it has your jugular vein, and you arms/wrists/hands because dogs could puncture or cut an artery and you could bleed to death.

What if it's an alpha potato

The cobra one is accurate, their vision is based on movement and if you stand still, you literally disappear

How are you supposed to attack a sharks eye? He would eat you first. You can't get the close....

I wasn't expecting that