Not everything in Australia tries to kill you

Look into his eyes
He's probably thinking murder, you fool

Oh, he's trying.

He has control of your thumb. That's the first step.

Poisonous.

Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.

Is it a Chazwazza?

What's her name?