Guaranteed to change the attitude

You'd feel the weight difference

Different wrapping paper

Generally people with fireplaces.

I have one. We've had a fire in it once this year. And what about those people with an electric fireplace? You can't burn stuff in those...

...then this doesn't apply to them. there are some people that light their fireplace like once a weekend, others only every holiday. I have no idea what you're getting at.

If you don't have a fireplace wtf makes you think it applies to you then ,

You have to up vote that..^
A fresh holiday joke about reality that is actually factually funny.
Come on.