Haircut of the century

He wanted a permanent hat

"Quindarious Gooch"
Name of the century too.

His name would have sounded awesome if he was on Charley and the chocolate factory, an the Oompa Loompas had to sing him off, cause he messes up an was eliminated.

I thought this was a yearbook

that name though.....

I'm guessing he isn't aware of the definition of "gooch".