He's good at handling balls

Are those... bowling balls?

How
The
Hell

No.... he left over on the floor and another on the table

Just imagine the sound of all those falling. Especially one of the top ones on his foot.

Shit, now Im all wet.

But why would he want ALL the balls?

Me: Ha! Gaaaaaaaay!
*Gets raped on both sides by sexually frustrated gay mob*
*wakes up crying*
Me: It was just a dream.
Gay Gay: Fucking right I'm your dream, sunshine.
Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*wakes up crying*
Me: Oh, it's just a dream.
???: What are we having tonight, puff daddy, chilli? Me: AAAAHHHHHH!