Legendary dragon slayer

Are you implying that pussy is fake?

Sex life.

I'd set your sight a little higher, $40 for diecast pot metal will probably snap the first time you swing it. If I'm getting a sword, I'm planning on using it.

$40 is still $40 more than I've got.

A good carbon steel sword will run you upwards of 400 dollars US, if you live in a country that respects your right to defend yourself, you'd be better off spending that money on a shotgun.