Awww be nice to your weird neighbour, Canada

Better yet, I won’t have to deal with all the crazy animals and insects that try to kill me every day.

Yeah but Australians are racist so they wouldn't fit in

There are still racists. There are more racists of a certain sort in America because of it's history. That does not make it ok, of course.
Also, the Australians will freeze.
I love Canada.

Thank you for this post!

Lol “no descrimination of any kind” but Americans aren’t allowed :p not that I’m complaining

Thanks Canada I would love to, always so nice

Is his user name Dean's ass or dean sass??

It's funny the "Come live here" part, it's rather difficult to get Canadian citizenship. There was a whole thing after Trump won the election on how all these people said they were moving to Canada and giving up their US citizenship and then found out it was going to take more than being unhappy in the states to be able to live and work there.

No racism. What about the shit between french-speaking Canadians and english-speaking candians.

Free healthcare that takes you an entire month to experience any sort of treatment

Ohhhhhh you're going to invite the spiders and crazy bogans with that one....

I'm thinking of moving to Canada is it a good idea???.....I thought Australia but I have Arachnophobia

Say they don't discriminate.
Discriminates against Americans